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JULY 6, 2008

 

QUESTION - Presently the Tampa Bay Rays appear to have a bright future. They have been a laughing stock of MLB the past 10 years, yet suddently the next 10 years look incredibly bright. Therefore, in this week's question, what non-traditional CFB power seems to suddenly have the brightest future?

 

 

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in mlb, the draft gives a team a bright future. in cfb, a good coaching hire gives a program a bright future. and it isn't always just one good hire (good hires are likley to go on to better jobs), instead it might mean the ability for a school to make consecutive good hires. for example, hiring dirk koetter changed boise st football for the next 10 years (at least) only because dan hawkins and chris peterson followed with success. likewise, hiring john l smith changed louisville football for the next 10 years only because bobby petrino followed with success. in contrast, look at michigan st which was on pace to explode when saban left only to fizzle under bobby williams and collapse under the aforementioned john l smith.

 

with that in mind, here are three schools (who have recently made good hires and could follow with another good hire, if needed) that have bright futures.

 

illinois - you don't hire ron zook to coach for 10 years, you hire zook to recruit for 5 years and to be replaced by a different coach to oversee the next 5 years. zook is already collecting talent in champaign and illinois has plenty of money to bid on a hot up-and-comer (brian kelly?) or an established winner (lloyd carr?)

 

pitt - in his first 3 years, wannstedt has yet to do anything spectacular on the field: 16 wins, 19 losses, and no bowl appearances. but off the field he's starting to create a buzz. with good recruiting classes (that have included a couple of blue-ship signees) and an nfl stadium (pitt will never fall behind in the facilities race), pitt is gaining momentum in the big east. over time lville, wvu, and rutgers will return to mediocrity only sflor will consistenly stand between pitt and the big east title.

 

one final point, in order for a few new programs to have bright futures a few old programs have to have dim futures. here are a couple to watch fade.

 

ttech - leach will eventually take a better job. ucla and arkansas both inquired last year and you can bet that other schools will inquire this year (arizona? syracuse?). and there seems little hope that leach's replacement will keep the program at the same level. a diffeent person running the same system would be a poor fascimile of leach and a different system might mean a total collapse of the program.

 

vtech - beamer is the perfect fit for vtech. he's an alumnus, he wins with unconventional methods (special teams), and he can gets good players to be great. during the last decade the two have been a particularly good fit while the acc has been down and a couple of primetime recruits have come out of virginia. the problem is that beamer won't coach forever and his replacement will be a downgrade. meanwhile, miami and fsu will return to their dominance.

 

 

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North Carolina Tar Heels

 
UNC Football has not been relevant, with the exception of a brief run in 1997, during our lifetme.  They are akin to Duke Baseball, USC basketball, and Syracuse football.  The intangibles seem to suggest they should be successful, but have rarely stepped foot on the big stage.  Yet, a decade from now I feel confident predicting that UNC football will be a top 25 staple and the potential that drips from Chapel Hill will ultimately come to fruition. 
 
1.  The Coach

 
We all can debate whether Butch Davis is a great football coach.  But we cannot debate that he is a big name and possesses stature significantly larger than what UNC football deserves.  Davis is better suited for Tuscaloosa or Knoxville, not a pretty-boy basketball school in a quaint North Carolina village.  Davis brings street cred and to UNC and at the very least better players.  And, while just a guess, I believe Davis will find the low pressure atmsophere of UNC and the ACC to his liking.  This man has been through the stress ringer of of the NFL.  Coaching at UNC should be like going from school superintendent to the lunch lady cashier.    
 
2.  The ACC

 
I'll continue to beat this bush a little longer.  Um....is anyone ever going to step up and be a consistent ACC factor outside of good, but rarely great Va Tech?  Ever since the FSU dynasty faded this conference and has been up for the taking, yet with few takers.  It is easy to say, "Miami and FSU will be back."  And maybe they will be.  Yet, Miami looks no closer today than during the dire ending of the Coker administration.  Shannon is no better than a 50/50 bet he'll ever pan out.  FSU is a complete unknown.  BB could stay five more years and Fisher has never been a HC.  Predicting future greatness for FSU is like buying a junk bond.  You have no rational idea what the future holds.  What does this mean?  UNC has a head start on their primary rivals. 
 
3.  Name Value

 
There are a handful of schools in the country that carry name value.  Schools like Texas, Florida, and USC (to name a few) have a distinct and internal advantage over most schools; they represent immediate respect.  They are big even when they may not be good.  UNC is in that category.  Texas basketball was a boring thought for years.  But eventually things had to fall in place.  Same for UNC football.  The brand is too good not to eventually figure out how to win more games. 

JUNE 29, 2008

 

QUESTION - every year, the sec recognizes the "male athlete of the year" with an award named after former conference commish roy kramer. a couple of local radio guys in bham complained this week that the award should be named after an "athlete" and not an administrator. so, this week's question is to rename the award after the former sec athlete that best exemplifies the conference. and while we're at it, let's do the same for the other bcs conferences too.

 

 

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disclaimer - these awards are named after great athletes who were first known as college fball players. the awards aren't always named best athlete ever in a particular conference. but they are named fror a phenomenal athlete who excelled in the most important collegiate sport.

 

1) acc = the charlie ward award

 

ward won the heisman in a landslide on his way to lead florida st to their first ever national title. ward then opted to sign an nba contract with the ny knicks (declining offers from the chiefs in the nfl and turning down a baseball contract with the brewers).

 

hm - deion sanders, michael jordan

 

2) big east = the jim brown award

 

brown is considered by many to be the most gifted athlete in history. he was an all-american football player, reputed to be the greatest lacorsse player to ever live, and started on the 'cuse basketball team. he is in both the lacrosse and football hall-of-fames.

 

hm - donovan mcnabb

 

3) big ten = the kirk gibson award

 

gibson was an all-american receiver for msu and held the record for most receptions. he played 1 year of baseball at msu and then embarked on pro baseball career that would yield one of the most historic moments in sports history.

 

hm - dave winfield

 

 

4) big 12 = the johnny rodgers award

 

rodgers was a heisman trophy winner at nebraska and at one time held nearly every cornhusker rushing and scoring record.

 

5) pac 10 = the jackie robinson award

 

robinson is best known for breaking the color barrier in mlb and going onto a hall-of-fame career. he is less known for his dominance in other sports. at ucla robinson earned all-american honors in track, basketball, and football and varsity letter in those 3 sports plus baseball.

 

hm - john elway

 

6) sec = the bo jackson award

 

jackson was best known a heisman winning, all-american tailback at auburn. he also hit .400 for the baseball team and tried to qualify for the us olympic team as a sprinter. after college, jackon played for both the raiders and the royals simultaneously.

 

hm - herschel walker, steve spurrier

 

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1.  the acc

 
widely regarded as an intelligent conference (despite miami, fsu, and clemson) loaded with fine young man who are polite yet not as talented as their name might value. 

 
the award:  the shane battier acc award.  nice smart young man who really was not that great.

 
2.  the big east

 
no matter what a big east school accomplishes they are not respected.  a league that has succeeded expectations, but really will never be given a true shake.

 
the award:  the richard hamilton big east award.  rip, despite the impressive numbers and win total, has never really gotten the respect he deserves.  people are bored with the pistons and both rip and the franchise are viewed negatively despite their accolades.

 
3.  the pac 10

 
no conference has a clearer image than the pac 10.  laid back pretty boys who are fragile and soft.

 
the award:  the joey harrington pac 10 award.  has their been a softer football player in our generation?

 
4.  the big 12

 
the big 12, despite its strong lineage, has remained largely regional.  they are given respect, but often their true accomplishments are never fully understood outside of b12 country. 
 
the award:  the rolando blackman big 12 award.  remember rolando?  a nice mainstay in the mavericks backcourt who attended four all-star games and an nba finals.  the k state product was very solid, but few outside of the b12 really know this.

 
5.  the sec

 
the sec is known for several things.  they possess questionable ethics and have an uncanny penchant for talking too much in public.  they are also fast, loud and viewed as "academically lagging". 

 
the award:  the latrell sprewell sec award.  this may be a bit harsh, but it is the best example i could think of.  spree was a freakish athlete who certainly had questionable ethics and a famed ability to say too much to the public (recall the "i need to feed my family" quote).

 
6.  the big 10

 
the big 10 is known has a conference that is blue-collar, slow, and overrated.

 
the award:  the robert gallery b10 award:  he fits the image perfectly.  slow, corn-fed, and an nfl bust.

 

JUNE 22, 2008

 

QUESTION - Entering the 2008 season Ohio State is loaded again.  They return 10 starters on offense and possess arguably the best tail back, offensive tackle, linebacker, and cornerback in CFB.  The schedule is challenging, but one can make an easy case they will be favorites is nearly every game (exception maybe of USC).

 
Therefore, tell me three reasons why you will not pick Ohio State to win the National Title.

 

 

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why i won't pick osu to win the title.

 

1) i don't like uos - not objective, but honest.

 

2) the big 10 - unless another big 10 team surprises this season, uos is in a no-win situation. if they win games by double-digits then the conference as a whole is criticized for being weak and uos loses credibility. if they play teams close, then questions arise about why the buckeyes aren't dominating their inferior opponents. the best case scenario would be  for psu and wiscy (or ill or mich) to spend most of the year in the top-25 and lose to the buckeyes. even then though, uos would need to beat usc and go undefeated in conference (something that's possible but unlikely). a 1-loss buckeye team may not get the votes (especially if it would result in a rematch with usc).

 

3) the last game - even if the buckeyes do get the votes to appear in the bcs title game, they still have to win the game to finish atop the polls. the last 2 seasons have given plenty of reason to doubt the buckeyes chances in the title game. to finish #1 you have to win your last game.

 

 

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why ohio state will not win the national title....
 
1.  the pollsters

 
nobody outside the state of ohio wants to see ohio state back in the title game.  two years ago the pollsters did not want a um-osu rematch and they made sure it did not happen.  same applies to osu this year; they have no wiggle room.  run the table and you better cross your fingers.  lose a game and watch any one loss team remaining pass you.  even west virginia?  absolutely.  what if usc losses to ohio state, but finishes with one loss?  welcome to the title game, usc.  how about a two loss sec team?  not impossible. 
 
2.  todd boeckman

 
this is not intended to slam todd boeckman.  he is an able and seasoned quarterback.  but todd boeckman is a poor man's version of tee martin.  "poor man's" meaning not as good.  boeckman is asked to do very little in c-bus.  he rarely faces anything but single coverage.  he is blessed with an ultra-talented offensive line.  and he has the perfect security blanket in beanie wells.  but at some point this season ohio state is going to be in a dog fight.  a dog fight in which boeckman will be asked to deliver under distress and pressure.  in a tie game when the run still has to be respected, boeckman will be fine.  but facing a 10 point 4Q deficit and i would bet overwhelmingly against boeckman.

 
3.  karma

 
last year usc-lsu was every magazines sexy nc pick.  while i have only looked at one preview thus far, on paper it looks like florida-ohio state will dominate this year's nc selections.  why do i bring this up?  because if that develops as the overwhelming pick in the preason it will not happen.  i look at ohio state's schedule and am hard-pressed to find a tough game outside of usc.  i don't see any way they lose more than a game.  this means i am wrong and they will lose to someone outside of usc.  add in that beanie wells seems like a nice favorite to win the heisman (recall brady quinn in 06?) and there is further karma that osu's season simply cannot go as smooth as planned. 

 

JUNE 15, 2008

 

QUESTIONlast year warner borthers relased a movie called "the bucket list". it was a story of two old men doing the things they'd always wanted to do before kicking the bucket: drive a race car, see the egyptian pyramids . . . even sky dive. for this week's question,  describe a couple of things on your college football "bucket list".

 

 

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some of the college football things i want to do before i die:

 

1) see a game in all 12 sec stadiums - this is  unlike skydiving or driving a race car in that it's not a onetime event and not really relatd to a big thrill. instead, this is a rather modest goal that will be achieved gradually over the course of several years. i'm already over halfway finished. i've been to games at arkansas, alabama, florida, georgia, miss state, auburn, and tennessee. of those remaining, only vandy and kentucky seem unappealling. the grove at ole miss, hearing 2001: a space odyssey at south carolina, and a night game at lsu are going to be unforgettable.

 

fyi, so far alabama has the best gameday fan experience but i scream the loudest at arkansas.

 

2) see an arkansas/texas game - this once-great rivalry has understandbly lost its national allure over the past 2 decades. but for some fans, especially across the state of arkansas, it still matters. when i was a kid living in northwest arkansas there only were 2 things i really knew about college fball: 1) brian 'the boz' bosworth and 2) texas sucks. but i never gotten to see the rivalry firsthand. i want a chance to see the game, to boo texas, and to do the "down hook-em-horns". fayetteville would be a great place to watch the game but i might prefer the cotton bowl. give me the first kick-off on new years day in the middle of a half red, half burnt orange crowd and a rivalry renewed.

 

3) see bama win a national title from a bar in tuscaloosa - it'd be great to watch a title game with local fans just about anywhere  (e.g., fayetteville, ann arbor) but especially in tuscaloosa, alabama where fball is life and fans expect titles. there's currently a 15 year title drought, a losing streak to auburn, 5 years probation, and a slowly growing groundswell of confidence behind nick saban. with a national title and the town might just explode. and i want to be there when it does. there won't be burning couches or riots in the streets, just a bunch of drunk roll tides.

 

i once sat in a denver bar when the broncos were on monday night fball. i also sat in a tuscaloosa bar in 2005 when the alabama bball team upset #1 stanford in the sweet 16 to move to the elite 8. both atmosphere's were electric.

 

4) do something special with a coach - on ebay right now are 2 spots in a charity golf tourney. the winner gets paired for all 18 holes with arkansas coaches bobby petrino and john pelphrey (bball). some uninterrupted face time with a bigtime coach would be unforgettable. maybe talk life, politics, golf, offense, defense, who knows? the auction is currently at $5000 and climbing so probably not this year . . . but when i would consider paying upwards $1000 for something like this. even cheaper though would be to run into saban at an empty sandwich shop and sit with him for a 45 minute lunch. or see sly croom relaxing at a cabin on a remote montana lake and start chatting over a fish fry. some experience that was more than standing in an autograph line or shaking hands at an alumni fundraiser.

 

i was once in a gatehouse at an entrance to the campus of notre dame when lou holtz drove up, said hello, and drove to park his car for morning mass (1994 i believe). this wasn't meaningful, but it was special.

 

others: see army/navy game, see a heisman trophy, take my family to a bowl game for a week vacation, etc.

 

 

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personal disclaimer:  i loved the question, but once i started to think about it my answers were pretty boring.  i really want the above four things and likely will accomplish them all.  but it is a boring list, i know.

 

In order...

 
1.  attend a michigan-osu game in columbus.

 
the frightening stories that u of m faithful bring back from c-bus are constant and at times appaling.  i have yet to talk with a michigan fan who did not cite massive verbal and at times physical confrontations while attending a game at ohio state.  in b10 country, and most specifically michigan, traveling to the horseshoe has become an intense experience.  a few years back the parents of grant bowman, an unspectacular yet starting dt at michigan, were both knocked down and had their michigan hats and buttons stolen.........while inside the gates of the stadium.   
 
this experience is similar, yet on a significantly smaller scale, to climbing mount everest.  the experience is often miserable and frightening, but the satisfaction of completing the task and reciting the experience is worth it. 

 
2.  hit all the b10 venues.

 
right now i am at 6 of 11.  a solid start with a clear vision towards the end.

 
3.  hit all the "big boys" of the sec.
 
on this list i have auburn, georgia, and lsu remaining.  ole miss and south carolina are debatable.  i can and will pass on kentucky, vandy, and miss state.  of these remaining venues i would like it if one blew me away.  i have constantly heard about the noise level and passionate fans of the sec.  while i respect the sec i have yet to even come close to witnessing this.  after this is complete i would like to say, "damn, lsu (insert any school here) is the bomb.  that joint is freaking intense."  i 'd like to have an experience that sticks with me forever. 
 
4.  take my family to a michigan bowl game in florida.
 
up here in michigan everyone goes to florida for spring break.  yawn!  they lay around some condo near a beach for a week then come back to michigan and brag about it.  i am more in to a unique vacation.  give me savannah and charleston over fort meyers.  give me washington dc and its 50 degree temps over gulf shores.  on the same token, i'd like to take the family after x-mas one year to watch michigan versus auburn (any team) in the outback bowl or cap one bowl.  it would be laid back, affordable, and very fun.

 

JUNE 8, 2008

 

QUESTION -  what fabled program will win a national title the soonest:

 
a.  nebraska

b.  penn state

c.  alabama

d.  notre dame

e.  michigan

 

 

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here is a rank ordering of who will win the next national title, and then who will win after that, and then after that . . . . 

 

1) alabama - 2 things make alabama a near lock to win a title soon. one is nick saban. saban will recruit players good enough  to win a title. saban will hire assistant coaches good enough to win a title. and saban will get a schedule good enough to win a title. the other is obsession. bama fans, administrators, and boosters are obsessed with titles. it may not be evident over the past 10 yrs, but no one in the sec obsesses more than bama fans. in 2011 bama will have a full team of saban recruits, seasoned asst coaches, and tenn, ark, and lsu will all have to visit tuscaloosa. a trip to penn st and auburn are the major obstacles though.

 

estimated title year: 2011

 

2) notre dame - the offense and offensive talent is falling into place and a weak schedule should get the irish in the hunt for a title for the next 5-6 yrs. the missing piece under weis has been the defense. that will change as weis realizes that he can't beat mich or usc without one. and even a 1-loss nd team will get the national nod for the title game. by 2013 nd's schedule will be full of the academies and any school with an average freshman gpa higher than their's is. that formula is sure to lead to a top 3 ranking.

 

estimated title year: 2013

 

3) penn st - "10 yrs after joepa" should be the motto in happy valley. 10 yrs allows for joepa's successor (undoubtedly a promotion from someone already on staff) to fail, be fired, and an established, energetic coach (golden? schiano?) to be hired. expect an immediate revival of the program. penn st should own the northeastern states. and while no one northeastern state alone produces enough talent to build a national champ, together they're a formidable group. a trip to michigan is the only major obstacle in 2019.

 

estimated title year: 2019

 

4) michigan - um is the hardest team to project because coach rod is very much an uncertainty. for one, his offense hasn't been good enough to go undefeated through the big east so there's no promise that it'll be good enough to go undefeated through the b10. also, transforming an entire offense, culture, and history takes time and if support for coach rod fades (or his offense) then re-transforming will take time too. i'd say that the chances are small that either rod or the offense succeeds in ann arbor and it'll be his replacement (harbaugh?) who does thee hard work to reposition um in the national title picture. in 2023 nd, psu, and osu visit ann arbor.

 

estimated title year: 2023

 

5) nebraska - for nebraska, tom osbourne's retirement was like a death penalty. and i'm not convinced nebraska will ever recover. there's no proximity to elite talent, no draw for recruits, no national reputation, and no allure for big time coaches. tradition only gets you so far when there aren't high prospects of continuing that tradition. nebraska could easily go the way of smu, minnesota, syracuse, and other teams whose time has passed. battling colorado for the b12 north and dec 31 bowls are about to become the norm in lincoln.

 

estimated title year: 2099

 

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i will answer this question based on this criteria:  what are the odds this program wins a national title in the next 15 years?

 
in descending order....


5.  nebraska


bo pelini will regain respect to the nebraska program.  under pelini they will be an annual bowl participant and play competitively with ou and texas.  but, while i see pelini as a solid hire, i do not see him as the headmaster to take nebraska to the promised land.  good, but not great, coach.  couple that with the fact nebraska will be playing with lesser talent (almost a guarantee) than texas and likely ou and i don't see many nc's rolling off the assembly line.  cotton bowl?  sure.  bcs national title game?  no.

 
odds in the next 15 years of winning a nc:  3%

 
4.  penn state

 
the nittany lions are an unknown.  what happens after joe pa departs is the obvious deciding factor.  i would say it is 50/50 between psu hiring wrong (crusty assistant with joe pa ties) or right (high profile and enery guy outside the system).  given the psu athletic administration's penchant for making poor decisions even the latter hire might result in unspectacular results.  the recipe for high success (as with any of these teams) is certainly in place for psu.  but from where psu has been the past 10 years they have a tall mountain to climb to win a nc.

 
odds:  8%

 
3.  michigan

 
the rodriguez hire has both a high ceiling and a terribly low basement.  my gut is that we'll see a more exciting yet more inconsistent football team.  we won't run off 9 in a row against psu or dominate michigan state.  but we might beat usc in a bowl game.  bringing in the spread is a sexy move, but in time i think we'll see most teams revert back to the pro-style offense.  the spread offense is like buying exxon stock; it sounds good, but the big earnings have passed.   

 
odds:  18%

 
2.  notre dame

 
at initial glance notre dame seems an unlikely candidate to win a nc in the next generation let alone the next 15 years.  but take a closer look.  the irish are stockpiling talent while concurrently dumbing down their schedule.  this is a team that went 3-9 last year, but look at their schedule.  tell me a game outside of usc they absolutely cannot win.  this program will make noise again. 
 
odds:  25%

 
1.  alabama

 
bama has a few things going there direction:  1.  a proven head coach.  2.  high profile.  3.  sec respect.  the old adage "sec teams cannot win the nc because of our schedule" is proving false.  while the slate is demanding, the benefit of the doubt is also rewarding.  a one loss sec team will most often take priority over any other one loss team come bcs time.  alabama is recruiting well and is in good hands.  passing uga, tennessee, and auburn should eventually happen.  passing florida and lsu will be the deciding factor.

 
odds:  40%  

 

JUNE 1, 2008

 

QUESTION - it could be argued that the 2007 lsu tigers were the worst national champion in history, after all they were the first champion to ever have 2 regular season losses. in this week's question, name two other cfb teams that could be on the list of "worst national champions ever".

 

 

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gtech, 1990 - in 1990 tech finished the season 11-0-1 and split the national title with colorado. most cfb fans think that tech should have take the title outright. i think the opposite. tech was a fraud.

 

tech was the regular season acc title with only a tie to unc preventing a perfect record. but, this was the acc before miami, bc, and vtech. and this was even before fsu. in other words, the acc in 1990 was like the the big east in 2008 . . . and that's being generous. at that time, clemson was the perenial conference bell cow. it'd been 5 yrs since maryland had won more than 6 games. same for unc. the conference was so bad that duke (yes, that duke) was the defending conference champ. even in-state rival georgia was down, finishing the season 4-7.

 

the only real test the entire season for the jackets that year came in the citrus bowl against nebraska. but, the huskers team that tech faced in january was hardly the same team that had steamrolled through september and october (as was usually the case). the 1990 huskers ended up losing 3 of their last 4 games, each by more than 2 tds.

 

tech had few recognizable names, rare for a title team, except qb joe hamilton and safety ken swilling. in fact, the most recognizable names on the tech campus were bball players (kenny anderson and dennis scott).

 

byu, 1984 - it's hard to knock an undefeated team for winning the national title, especially when no other team went undefeated that same year. but byu is the excpetion.

 

byu finished the regular season 12-0 and ranked #1 in the country. the cougars then beat an unranked michigan team in the holiday bowl (michigan finished the season 6-6) to claim the title. michigan and pitt (who byu played earlier in the season) were the only byu opponents who had received a ranking at all during the season and neither team finished with a winning record. none of byu's regular wac opponents garnered any national attention.

 

playing an unranked michigan team was not entirely byu's fault, #4  washington declined an invitation to play byu so as to play (and eventually beat) #2 oklahoma in the orange bowl. washington had been ranked in the top 5 most of the year and were #1 before a november loss to a ranked usc. a sound defeat of #2 ou in the orange bowl should have been enough to propel washington to the top spot. however, by declining the holiday bowl bid for a higher paycheck washington forfeited any later gripe. essentially, washington turned down the chance to play for a title.

 

i won't go so far as to say that byu didn't deserve the title - they were undefeated and only washington had any sort of argument (which became moot when they declined the bowl invite). however, there have been 2 dozen non-title teams since 1984 who would have blown the cougars off the field.

 

 

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1983 Miami

 
the 83' canes were an afterthought entering the regular season.  unranked and coming off a pedestrian-like 7-4 stint the previous year.  to start the year they were lambasted 28-3 by a solid florida team.  the canes would not re-enter the picture until mid september after smoking what would later become a mediocre 1983 notre dame team.  the canes beat precisely one ranked team from then with a convincing win over #12 ranked west virginia.  they entered the famed nebraska game ranked #5 in the polls and everything fell their way to win the nc.  auburn looked average in beating michigan and illinois and texas (both ranked ahead of miami) lost their bowl games.  throw in a gutsy but unnecessary failed two point conversion by nebraska and miami had their first national title.


the canes were obviously headed the right direction at this time, but were handed a gift-wrapped national title that required a litany of things to break their way coupled with a ridiculously easy slate to manage in the regular season.


2002 ohio state

 
yes, they went 14-0.  i know.  but i've got dollars to nickels that says half of the top 10 that year would have beaten ohio state had they played a "plus one" game.  every nc team endures a couple close calls along the way.  being lucky is certainly a mandated requirement to win a nc.  but ohio state was lucky seemingly every week.  the 4th and one against purdue.  the near home loss to cincy.  the controversial loss at illinois.  the "thank god this over" white-knuckle affair versus michigan.  i could go on and one as their are even more examples, but ohio state was not a great team.  they were a good team that found fortunate ways to win every week.  and they benefited greatly in the nc game from a debatable pass interference call and a miami team that overlooked them.  put them up against an elite team on january 11th, 2003 and they likely get beaten handily. 

MAY 25, 2008

 

QUESTION - Pick three 2008 ooc games and tell me why they are significant.  These do not need to be the "best three ooc games", just three intriguing matchups with validation of their importance.

 

 

S

 

for me, the best non-conference games involve teams that should play regularly (but don't) and that have a compelling storyline (e.g., national title implications, coaching rivalry, bordering states, recruiting war, etc.). below are 3 that (mostly) meet this criteria.

 

1) arkansas vs texas - this classic swc series from the 60's and 70's has been reborn over the past decade. arkansas fans have always loathed texas and texas fans have always mildly dislikeed arkansas - such is the case in an imbalanced rivalry. the series has produced famous games and even national titles (e.g., 1969). but what makes an arkansas/texas game special in 2008 is that it reminds fans of another era, an era in which college fball was king. an era in which few teams dominated the cfb gridiron and few media outlets dominated the cfb landscape (e.g., sports illustrated). for a couple of hours fans are reminded of "the game of the week", radio broadcasts, andy and opie, chevrolet, and apple pie.

 

2) michigan vs notre dame - of course there's the tradition of each program and the history of the rivalry, but that's not what i'm interested in. i want to see coach rod's debut into real college football. this is not a thurs night game on espn. this is real network tv. this is not two cfb afterthoughts like wvu and cinci. this is cfb royalty with the 2 winningest programs in history. this is not a road game at papa johns stadium and a hostile 48k. this is touchdown jesus and a 80k hard-nosed catholics who love nd, beer, and their mothers (in that order). if coach rod is deserving of the michigan job and is really a top-5 coach then he'll feel right at home on the sideline in this game. if not . . . .

 

3) florida vs miami - this should be a major in-state rivalry. this should be one of the most anticipated games of the season . . . every season. can you imagine danny wuerrfel versus warren sapp and ray lewis or brock berlin versus having to face the gators in gainesville? you'll have to becausethose matchups never happened. ove the past 20 yrs (when these have 2 of the most dominant programs in cfb history) miami and florida have net only 4 times.

 

shameful.

 

this year's game won't have the sizzle of the possible matchups from previous years, but it may have the steak. the game is in gainesville (far better than being in miami), miami still has nfl-caliber players - especially on defense - and florida boasts a heisman winner and national title dreams.

 

 

 

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1.  bama at clemson

 
why it is important:  two teams who have higher expectations than last year's results.  clemson is eyeing an acc title and bama is wishing for clear signs of progress.  two heavy-hitters in the south in a tasty cross-conference matchup.

 
more important for....... alabama.  if clemson wins their fanbase will rightfully take a wait and see approach.  early season success followed by dismal endings have marked bowden's resume.  bama could jump-start the saban era with a surprising win in clemson.  in short, a win does little for clemson, but it does a lot for bama.

 
2.  michigan at notre dame

 
why?  20 years ago this was a top 5 rivalry game in cfb.  10 years ago it still carried significant weight within the cfb world.  today the rivalry is as low as it has ever been in my lifetime.  then why is it important?  it will go a long way in defining the weis era and reveals an early peek at the rich rod era.  2 high-profile coaches who both have a lot to prove.  the history of these programs obviously will always define the series, but this year there is a tasty undertone that should feed a lot of percpetions.
 
more important for......notre dame.  rod has an unforgiving end of the year date with osu that as of right now looks bleak.  at michigan, like many places, you are defined by your record versus your rivals.  rod would be wise to build a cushion against nd and msu if he needs a learning curve for ohio state.  but if weis cannot beat this beleagured and offensively anemic michigan team at home the gap between these two programs will be alarming.  and the optimistic tone of nd fans in regards to weis will need to be re-evaluated.  this is a must-win for charlie weis and might be one of the 5 most important games of his career.  a win gives him some breathing room, but a loss would mark a telling sign that he might not be cut out for the job.

 
3.  tennessee at ucla

 
carries some of the similar reasons as the nd-michigan game.  a coach who needs to start proving something (fulmer) and another who is trying to build another legacy (slick rick).  tennessee will enter as a darkhorse in the sec east and ucla will be a complete unknown with high upside.  two teams with modest expectations, but who are both visible players in the world of cfb.

 
more important for......ucla.  the new era under neuheisel could get a significat jump-start with a win over a big-name program.  the expectations are quietly high at ucla and as we've seen the past several years playing ooc on the west coast is a dicey proposition.  ucla fans will expect to win this game and they expect neuheisel to succeed.  this is a great forum for him to build upon those expecations and ultimately meet that ceiling.  tennessee fans, despite their more rabid following, will not enter this season with out-of-check expectations.  a loss here, while disappointing, would not wreak havoc on their season.

 

MAY 18, 2008

 

QUESTION - name 3 potential national title contenders that are currently under the radar.

 

 

S

 

3 bcs title contenders you're not hearing about:

 

1) wisconsin - this pick is 2 parts schedule and 1 part talent. first, the schedule. the badgers play no one outside of conference (a road date at fresno st is the headliner) and the conference slate is manageable. ill, psu, and osu all come to madison. wiscy will have to prove it can win at michigan, but this year's michigan team is not the same as previous year's (read beatable). second, the talent. while they won't be confused with ohio st or michigan, wiscy is good enough at enough positions to win every game. the offense should be loaded everywhere but qb (with a senior projected to be the starter) and the defense will only have to be great once (vs osu). with no conference title game, the early november matchup between uw and osu could be for a birth in the bcs title game.

 

2) lsu - by now you've heard that perrilloux won't be playing qb for the defending champs in 08. what you might not have heard is that it doesn't matter. perrilloux coudn't beat out a more reliable, grittier matt flynn last year and couldn't stay out of trouble to stay on the field anyway. you know the last 2 nc qbs at lsu? not booty, but mauck. not russell, but flynn. not perilloux, but . . . . whoever starts will be surrounded by so much talent that only gerry dinardo could mess it up. the schedule sets up nicely for a new qb with 3 non-bcs home games before a trip to auburn and a trip to gainesville 2 weeks later. if the tigers can win 1 of those, then a home date with uga is all that stands between a 1-loss lsu team and the sec title game.

 

3) s flor - the 07 bulls were 6-0 and ranked #2 in the country before losing 4 of the last 7 and falling off the map. the 08 bulls return most of the starters off that team and should be more capable of handling success. the schedule is a mixed bag with no great teams and no terrible ones. early season non-conference games against kansas and ncstate and the full big east slate mean that s flor has the talent to win every game (though, in typical bulls style, it also means that s flor could lose some of those games). back-to-back home games at lville and at cinci could seal the bulls fate.

 

 

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1.  clemson

 
myself, like the rest of the world, don't believe in clemson.  the reasons are plentiful and obvious:  average coaching, undisciplined nature, lack of character, etc.  same stuff happens every year.  but, at the same time, it is difficult to push aside budding talent pool bowden has collected along with the  veteran stable of high profile, chain-moving offensive weapons at his disposal again this year.  he might have the best backfield in the country.     
the schedule, in typical acc fashion, is respectable yet not overwhelming.  there are no likely losses yet several losable games. in a league that thrives in the middle, but often lacks a marquee team, clemson holds the pieces to finally break through.

 
2.  tennessee

 
i love teams that return their entire o-line. plus, anytime a school loses a qb that is often marked with underachievement and a litany of "what if's" it can provide a refreshing start for the entire program.  the schedule is nasty early, but if tennessee can survive the first half with one loss (maybe even two) the slate sets up nicely to gain loads of momentum down the stretch.  

 
3.  texas tech

 
this year we are supposed to see the best offense mike leach has ever had.  let that sink in.  sure, it means they'll likely put up 88 points in their opener.  it also means the picking is their in a league where texas and ou have taken steps back (albeit small steps) the past 2 years.  tech also returns 8 starters on defense and has ou at home. 

 

MAY 11, 2008

 

QUESTION - Pick a rival, any rival, and tell me three things that annoy you about their fans. 

 

 

S

 

couple things. first, i hate notre dame and irish fans most of all. but they're not a rival of either, arkansas or alabama, so i'm not picking them. second, arkansas doesn't have a great rival except maybe texas and that rivalry is 20 yrs old and not reciprocal (texas has ou and tamu above arkansas). third, alabama has 2 main rivals, auburn and tennessee, but most auburn fans can't read so writing this for auburn fans would be like farting on a man who can't smell. a little funny, but mostly sad.

 

so tennessee fans, here's why i hate you.

 

1) fulmer - most tennessee fans hate their head coach phil fulmer. they want him fired. this annoys me. you see, i too hate phil fulmer and want him fired. at first someone might think "that's great, you agree, but how is that annoying?" well, you see, i hate tennessee. and i don't want to agree with tennessee fans about anything. fulmer is an outlet for my hatred and tennessee fans are taking that away because they also hate him. most teams i hate (like notre dame) love their coach and so i can call their coach a fat idiot and feel good. but not tennessee fans. tennesse fans hear me say that their coach is a fat idiot and they agree. when someone you hate agrees with you it makes you feel a tiny bit similar to them and that is annoying. i don't want to be similar to tennesse fans (even a tiny bit) because then, by definition, i would have to hate myself - and i'm not that type of person.

 

2) 1998 - arkansas was undefeated, ranked #10, and leading the #1 volunteers 24-22 with less than 2 minutes remaining in the game. the hogs needed only to run out the clock in neyland stadium to win and become a serious player in national title conversations. instead, hogs qb clint stoerner fumbled, the vols recovered and scored, and the vols went on to win the national title. i was crushed as the greatest moment in my young hog-life came crashing down. meanwhile, tennessee fans celebrated. so, obvioulsy, tennessee fans are annoying.

 

in fact, a recent gallup poll has tennessee fans as the 4th most annoying thing on earth trailing only mosquitos, the question "why?", and celebrity impersonators.

 

also, tennessee fans are fat and ugly (except her).

 

3) this guy pretty much sums it up the rest:

 

click here

 

 

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i would love to discuss the bitterness of penn state fans.  i would love to discuss the incredible denial of notre dame (they don't realize that no one has an ounce of respect for them).  i would love to beat ohio state so i could talk about their fans.  but when it comes to this topic nobody is an easier and more deserving target than michigan state...

 
1.  the inflated ego syndrome

 
in all fairness, nearly every decent program and up thinks higher of themselves than the rest of the country.  msu, however, has had a couple of coaching vacancies the past decade and made it evidently clear they suffer from inflated ego syndrome.  when they hired jl smith all the rave was that steve mariucci was headed to east lansing.  the same nfl-experience guy who could still, years later, step into a good cfb gig.  the reason?  he is friends with tom izzo.  you are my friend.  i like you.  but it doubt i am moving to t-town anytime soon.

 
next, when they hired mark dantonio, the buzz this time surrounded around butch davis.  the same butch davis who has deep southern roots and likely would not have picked up the phone unless msu had offered 4 mill annually.  after davis left for unc they focused on tony dungy.  do i need to continue?

 
2.  recruiting excitement

 
we all get a little giddy when a big-time recruit commits to us.  it is natural.  msu never gets big-time recruits, but on the rare occassion they snare an in-state guy from michigan (this happens about once a year) it is cause for wild celebration in east lansing.  couches and street lamps are not safe.  and the minute this borderline 4 star recruit who is scared to death of the competition at michigan commits to msu you will undoubtedly read a heading similar to this on their rivals website......."balance of power changing".  they rip on michigan's cupboard full of prep talent, make this new recruit out to be a legend, and will hint that msu is on the verge of surpassing michigan in football.
 
3.  their two controversial wins

 
msu hangs their hat on two wins over michigan (90 and 03) that were blatant rip-offs.  most msu fans will rationalize the howard interference call as "no guarantee michigan would have won" despite the fact that howard caught the ^$$@#*# football.  and they are still hesitant to acknowledge their was no freaking time left on the &$(!!*$&%# clock in '03. 

 

MAY 4, 2008

 

QUESTION - it seems like more and more juniors are entering the nfl draft and forgoing their final year of eligibility. in this week's question, list 3 players who would have dominated college football if they had returned to play their senior year.

 

 

S

 

just about every junior who leaves early does so for 2 reasons: 1) they are very good and 2) they can make a ton of cash. its the first reason which suggests that every single underclassman who enters the draft could potentially dominate cfb their senior year - in fact, some have actually gone on to dominate the nfl in what would have been their senior year.

 

darren mcfadden - am i biased? yes. but, would mcfadden have owned cfb in his senior year? yes. 3 consecutive 1000 yard seasons, over 4500 yards overall (2nd only to herschel walker). back-to-back all-americans, doak walkers , and heisman runner-ups. mcfadden would have entered his senior year on the verge of shattering the sec career rushing record, winning his 3rd doak walker,  and making his 3rd trip to the downtown athletic club. his name would have been in the conversation of the top 5 cfb players ever. and it would not have mattered whether nutt or petrino was the hogs coach or whether felix jones was in the backfield.

 

lavarr arrington - linebackers always make plenty of tackles, especially at penn st, and the fast ones even manage a handful of sacks. so the truth is that there are a dozen or so freakishly good, big, fast athletes that would have put up the same stats as arrington if he had returned for his senior year. what makes arrington special, and potentially dominant, is the jaw-dropping and game-changing nature of some of the extra plays he would have sprinkled in. most cfb fans still have the image of arrington flying over the illinois o-line to make a tackle in the backfield or soaring through the air to block a last-second, game-tying field goal attempt by pitt. arrington would have been 1000% feared as a senior.

 

tim couch - granted couch was not even an average nfl qb, but he was a great, great college qb. he threw for nearly 400 yards a game in coach mumme's pass-happy offense during his junior year. in 1999, the cats were coming off a 7-5 season and a jan 1 bowl appearance and couch was sure to be the heisman front-runner (he had been a finalist the year before). with couch, the cats may have even been poised to make a run at the sec title in 1999. why? because a poorly coached bama team eventually won it and because dustin bonner (who later transferred to valdosta st) threw for nearly 300 yards a game in couch's place. couch would have put up stagggering passing numbers as a senior and would have pushed dayne for the heisman (joe hamilton was 2nd that year).

 

 

 

 

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your question of the week is both intriguing, but also frustrating.  picking a non-skill position player for this spot is a difficult venture.  would charles woodson have had a productive '98 campaign had he returned.  certainly, but not likely to the stature he enjoyed the prior year.  would a stud offensive lineman become any more dominant the next year?  certainly, but difficult to gauge.  therefore, you will find my list focused in a narrow perspective.  qb's are easy to gauge and ultimately predict.

 
1.  vince young

 
i remember vy gutting the um defense as a sophomore.  i gave him little respect, and scolded the um defense.  then, as a junior, i saw young put a masterful effort in beating osu on the road.  he looked different....and even better.  that season concluded with a storybook ending and vy looked invincible.  so good that you really wondered if he could be stopped in college.  had he returned for his senior year three things would have happened:  1.  he would have won the heisman.  2.  texas would have made another run at the nc.  3.  he would have gone down as one of the best cfb qb's of our generation.

 
2.  michael vick:

 
vick's college career was largely remembered by the gutty effort he put forth in losing to fsu in nc game as a rs freshman.  the next year he was injured for part of the season and led a successful, but also memory-less (is that a word?), season for the hokies.  vick never really defined himself in college.  he never left a lasting image.  he was ultra-talented, but also surprisingly mired in somewhat obscurity.  had he come back for another season vick would have taken a budding foundation and blossomed into something we would all have remembered.  his tenure at vtech was just as beamer was taking vt to the upper level of cfb.  an electrifying and more noteworthy vick would have definitely etched out a more vivid and accomplished image.
 
3.  ben roethlisberger:

 
right now utah and alex smith along with boise state and their heroic win over oklahoma are the two shining examples of the little guy breaking down the door and playing with the big boys.  roethlisberger could have joined, and maybe surpassed, that company with a final year at miami (oh).  big ben in three years had thrown for over 10,000 yards and just concluded his jr year with a  #10 ranking.  miami was finally at the top of the mac and the date with michigan early the next season was looming.  the possibilities of a great run were ripe with possibilities.  roethlisberger, even if it is still a longshot, had an oppportunity to take miami (oh) places few, if possibly any, mid-major schools had gone before. 

 

APRIL 27, 2008

 

QUESTION - Give me three nfl draft related thoughts.

 

 

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1) the sec had 35 players drafted (4 in the top 10). by comparison, the b10 had 28 players drafted, the acc had 33, the p10 had 34, and the b12 had 29 (the big least had 19). this is not to say "haha, the sec had more players drafted". quite the contrary, this is to say that the major conferences had very similar totals. which begs the question: what leads cfb pundits to proclaim the sec as the king conference? in a word, depth. it's not the juniors and seniors at the very top, most teams and every conference has those. it's the players and teams in the middle that separate the sec. it's the 2nd string cb who runs and 4.29 and it's the sophmore lb who has 125 tackles. it's the arkansas' who has 6 players selected and it's the auburn's who had 5 players selected. depth separates the sec from the rest.

 

2) alabama, ole miss, and miss st combined for zero players drafted. this might be the norm for the mississippi schools, but it had been 38 yrs since such an event at alabama. a couple of comments: a) thank-you mike shula - you wisely offered every marginal 3-star and 4-star recruit that other sec schools passed on to prop up your recruiting rankings while driving alabama fball into oblivion, b) note to ncaa, probation works (and hurts) - there's no more damaging proof than to say that the school with the richest and proudest tradition in the sec went 0-fer in the nfl draft, while d3 wheaton college and d2 grand valley had players selected, and c) save us nick saban - alabama has placed the entire fball program in saban's hand (and that is saying something significant) on the hope that he can do in tuscaloosa what he did in baton rouge, starting with bringing nfl-caliber recruits to campus.

 

3) my favorite sec picks:

 

a) mcfadden to raiders - i was simply glad to see mcfadden go early. the raiders are a cursed franchise, and it will take a miracle for dmac to succeed, but he deserved #4 money.

 

b) jones to cowboys - jones has the speed, agility, and toughness to be a 5- to 10-yr back. he was (understandably) underused in college so he has plenty of wear and tear and he's shifty enough not to absorb big hits.

 

c) hester to chargers - on a team as talent-rich as lsu, it's significant to say that hester was the go-to guy. always capable of the extra yard, sure-handed, tough . . . hester is exactly the kind of kid who should be paid to play fball.

 

 

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three nfl draft thoughts...

 
1.  my three favorite picks of the weekend...

 
a.  james hardy to buffalo (rd 2):  buffalo passed on the conventional choice in devin thomas in round one and snagged a better wr a round later.  hardy will supplant lee evans in three years.

 
b.  ray rice to baltimore (rd 2):  rice is a banger who blossomed in a pro style offense in college.  he is not a dancer like mendenhall nor is he another system product from oregon like stewart.  i love the pick and was quietly hoping detroit would take him.  he falls into a great situation in baltimore.

 
c.  kenny phillips (rd 1):  phillips was a five star stud entering miami.  he quietly got forgotten as miami plunged into the depths of despair the last few years.  this kid can play and is entering a situation that is stable and exciting.  the nyg just locked up their free safety for the next decade.  he'll shine.

 
2. nfl executives are finally getting it.  well, most of them.

 
any fool could have told you alex smith would likely bust in san francisco.  we both viewed lienart skeptically.  anyone who watches the nfl knows that randy moss is the exception, braylon edwards (took three years to develop) was a rarity, and players like troy willliamson (top 10 pick)and reggie williams are 50-50 at best.

 
what did we see this draft?  no wr's taken in round one and henne and brohm were passed on until round two.  sure, baltimore dealing up for flacco and atlanta taking matt ryan are huge risks. but we saw fewer teams handcuff themselves personnel wise and financially to a flashy position players with bigger basements than ceilings.  instead we saw teams trade up for d-lineman and a flurry of offensive lineman taken.  detroit took a no-name called gosher cherilus and quietly we all  liked the pick. 
 
3.  in five years from now brian brohm will be the best qb of the group.  he'll overtake rogers a year from now.  flacco will be the biggest bust.

 

APRIL 20, 2008

 

QUESTION - last week a fan tried to bury a red sox jersey in the new yankee stadium - a worthy attempt at a great rivalry prank if you ask me. college fball has seen its share of good rivalry pranks too. yale students posed as harvard students a few years ago and had real harvard students hold up colored squares at the harvard/yale fball game that read "we suck". cal students hacked the officiating mic at the stanford game in the 90's and announcd "penalty, unsportsmanlike arrogance, stanford sucks" over the loudspeaker. for this week's question, describe the rivalry prank you'd pull (or would have pulled) on your most hated rival.

 

 

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it's easy to come up with a list of possible victims. i hate notre dame more than any other school, loath is probably a better word. so the irish are a possibility. maybe change the "play like a champion" to "pray like a champion". subtle but funny. only nd isn't a rival of either the hogs or the tide. the hogs biggest rival is texas, so the horns are a possibility. maybe alter the longhorn logo at the 50-yard line of the fball field to look like the female reproductive system, complete with a pair of ovaries. not subtle but funny. the tide's biggest rival is auburn, so the tigers are a possibility. maybe drive tractor-trailers full of cows onto campus in the middle of the night before the game and release them to graze. (after all bear bryant told us that auburn was just a cow college). i can imagine people showing up to tailgate and seeing hundreds of cows mooing by the chemistry building and eating the grass in front of the president's house. maybe even drag a mobile home in for good measure and park it righ next the stadium. not subtle and very funny. tennessee is also a tide rival and fulmer add's an extra incentive. maybe use the T on the fball field as part of a large drawing of fat phil. the bar of the T could be fulmer's buttcrack and the cross could be a surface he's sitting on (bending under his weight, of course). maybe even paint pepperoni's on each of the squares in the checkered endzone. not subtle and still funny.

 

but the most appealling, and the most timely, would be to take advantage of ole miss' recent hiring the hogs former head man houston nutt.

 

here's what i'd do. ole miss is referred to as a couple of things in sec circles: 1) ole piss and 2) ole mrs. i'd use the latter (though both could work). one for the each endzone. currently, the rebs have "OLE MISS" painted in the endzones. in both endzones i'd change "OLE MISS" to "OLE MRS". then, underneath each "MRS" i'd paint a gigantic pair of cartoonish-looking testicles - yes, an enormous ballsack.

 

to finish the whole thing off i'd write, in big letters on the 50-yard:

 

"ENJOY OUR NUTTS"

 

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i initially was going to get crafty and formulate some insane prank that involved corrupt bus drivers, drug sniffing dogs, and hostile pre-game parties.  then i realized that would never happen and you'd likely get bored stiff reading it.  therefore, i am ready.  this is the earliest i have ever submitted an answer (have to get ready for the draft!!).  instead of crafting something elaborate and far-reaching i am submitting something mostly practical that would personally make me laugh my ass off. 

 

the victim:  ohio state, of course.


the place:  michigan stadium, of course

 
the  rationale:  to make ohio state realize, that despite their great success under tressel, they really don't have a ton to show for it outside of a gaudy record versus michigan (which by itself is likely enough).
 
time:  20 minutes prior to kickoff

 
the public address announcer would go over the intercom and boldly state, "IN HONOR OF THESE TWO FINE PROGRAMS WE HAVE PRODUCED A VIDEO MONTAGE COMMEMORATING EACH SCHOOL'S LAST NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP."

 
the crowd would go nuts. 

 
"FIRST THE 1997 MICHIGAN WOLVERINE SEASON....."
 
all the famous clips are being replayed with metallica's "one" in the background.  just as the song gets fast and furious the woodson highlight reel versus ohio state that year would take center stage on the video.  the crowd is loooooving it.

 
"NEXT THE LAST OHIO STATE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP...."
 
a quick 2.5 second blip of the ohio state-lsu game flicks on the screen and then the screen goes dead.

 
"OOPS.  WRONG TAPE.  PLEASE, JUST ONE SECOND."

 
again, a 2.5 second clip but this time of the florida-ohio state game.  the screen again goes dead.

 
"EXCUSE US AS WE ARE HAVING SOME TECHNICAL ISSUES...."
 
at this moment people are realizing what is going on.  giggles arise gradually from the michigan fans.

 
"WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE!  AND NOW THE 2002 OHIO STATE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP SEASON....."
 
for the next 12 minutes the scoreboard shows two things:  1. famous maurice clarett plays from that year.  2.  maurice clarett interview segments from that year.  more sound bites than video just to bang home the reminder of what a grade A clown this guy was. 
 
the best part?  you really could not be criticized for being classless.  you simply highlighted their star player from their last nc season.

 

APRIL 13, 2008

 

QUESTION - all programs have players that humilate their program.  nebraska had to put up with the constant off the field issues of lawrence phillips.  mo clarett haunted ohio state for more than a year after his career was over.  tennessee has had too many players in trouble to even begin naming them. 

  
name the one player of your favorite team that most embarassed your program. 

 

 

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truth is, players haven't been the real source of embarassment for bama or arkansas. but coaches have. the two that most easily come to mind are mike dubose at alabama and houston nutt at arkansas. here's a little summary of what their embarrasments.

 

dubose - a career defensive assistant, many tide fans questioned whether dubose was ready for the job in the first place. assistants aren't usually the first name on the list for elite, national title programs - in part because of experience and in part because of maturity. an additional question was whether dubose could keep mega-boosters at away from the program. the answer to each of these questions turned out to be no. dubose's first year was alabama's worst season in 40 yrs. his second season featured the rumor of an affair with his secretary and a near resignation. his 3rd season included an sec title and a loss to latech. a reason for hope? nope. in his fourth and final season dubose took a #3 preseason ranking and promptly went 3-8. shortly after the season dubose was fired and shortly after that alabama was hit hard by the ncaa for the recruitment of albert means. under dubose's watch, mega-booster logan young had been paying players, including means $150k, to sign with bama (allegedly). dubose proved: he wasn't ready for a program like bama and that he couldn't keep boosters away from the program.

 

nutt - by most accounts nutt had a good tenure at arkansas. he won some big games (texas, lsu) and signed some great players. one such player was mitch mustain, the national high school player of the year in 2005. mustain's signing was particularly important because it saved nutt from restless hog fans and included offensive coordinator gus malzahn - a local high school coach and fan favorite. malzahn and mustain led the hogs to an 8-1 record to start the 2006 season, an eventual sec title game appearance, and top 5 ranking. then nutt's ego stepped in and the embarrasment began. first nutt, resenting the high school coach, benched mustain (who was undefeated) and handcuffed malzahn (whose "wildcat" formation made mcfadden a heisman candidate). the shorterm result was a late season collapse. the longterm result was mustain transferring, malzahn leaving, and fans requesting (and getting) nutt's private records. phone records revealed 1000's of texts to a local female news reporter and no texts to recruits. court testimony revealed bullying by nutt, his staff, and a few select players (at nutt's request) toward mustain and malzahn, nutt's wife and friends (with nutt's knowledge) sending hate mail to mustain, and nutt eventually leaving arkansas for ole miss.

 

 

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michigan has had its share of normal delinquent behavior on the football team.  we've had drunken bar fits (brian griese), gruesome assault charges (chuck winters), weapon charges (james whitley), marijuana possession (kelly baraka), and other random arrests that nearly everyone encounters.  we do, however, have one incident many cannot claim. 
 
the name is larry harrison.  a monster d-tackle out of detroit.  solid, but not great.  likely would have gotten a sniff from the nfl simply based on stature and experience.  harrison does not mess around with beer or pot.  he does not (to the blessing of countless aa citizens) carry a weapon (well, not really).  but he did "display" a certain habit that many would consider a no-no....
 
harrison would masturbate on the porches of houses that were occupied by college women. 
 
while at michigan harrison was arrested for four felony counts of indecent exposure and was a suspect in up to 12 other cases.  he re-visited up to five homes all while wacking his dong either on the porch or sidewalk.  as the weather became worse harrison would "get out of the cold" and enter the porch to display and pet his shlong.  when the weather was warmer he would simply "do the deed" on the adjacent sidewalk.  humiliating would be putting this mild. 

 

APRIL 6, 2008

 

QUESTION - if you were to get one cfb-related tattoo what would it be?

 

 

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the finalists:

 

1) running razorback - the same hog that resides on the arkansas helmet. i'd get it in red on my ankle to symbolize that i could run like a very fast hog.

 

2) alabama "A" - the tide's scripted "A" is classy and discrete. i'd get it in crimson on the outside of my wrist and when people asked what time it was i'd look at my wrist and say "tide time".

 

3) mcfadden's number 5 - the jersey number of the single greatest razorback in school history. i'd get it on my bicep because dmac's signature td move was to flex both biceps.

 

4) 1964 - in '64 alabama was voted the ap national champ and arkansas was voted national champ by the writers. i'd get it in the classic tatoo location: on the upper arm. and when people asked why i had "1964" tatooed on my arm i'd say that it was the year the sec won 2 national titles.

 

the winner:

 

a plain red "UA" - both arkansas and alabama have the same initials, similar colors, and  are teams i root for deeply. so this is an easy choice. but more importantly, both represent places that are significant in my life: my son was born in alabama and attends UA and i met my wife in arkansas when we attended UA. both schools will always be a significant part of my life story and will always have teams that i follow closely. i'd get it on my chest (close to my heart, awww) right wear a polo logo would be.

 

 

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the nominees...

 
1.  On my left tricep i would tattoo "Those who stay will be champions."  Underneath that heading I will list, all the way down my arm, the years Michigan won the Big 10 title.  I will likely have to use the inside of my arm as well.  I would get the tattoo updated every time we won or shared the B10 title and would hopefully need my right arm at some point to continue the list.

 
2.  On the side of my neck I will tattoo "We miss you Bo."  In Chinese, of course.  This way people will think I am bad man capable of martial arts maneuvers.

 
3.  On the center of my back I will get a tattoo of a cartoon-like beer mug (foaming over nonetheless) with the statement, "Coach Moeller=Unfulfilled Goals."  I would reveal this tattoo at work to my students who were not performing well in school as motivation to get their act together.

 
4.   I will get a tattoo of the standard Ohio State "O" on one butt cheek and MSU's Sparty on the other butt cheek.  This way whenever I am taking a dump they can enjoy the view and aroma. 
 
The Winner:

 
I am picking #1 for a couple of reasons.  For starters, it would be a great conversation piece.  Someone would inquire about the tattoo and it would give me a great excuse to ramble on, year by year of course, about some of the great Michigan teams.  Secondly, it is kind of like receiving a "desert of the month" subscription.  This tattoo would keep on giving.  The excitement of capping off a B10 title with a trip to "Bruce's Tattoos and Piercings" to add another line would simply be too enjoyable to pass up. 

 

MARCH 30, 2008

 

QUESTION - we all hear "beliefs" in individual sports that we are almost forced to believe because we hear them so much.  for example;


1.  a strong backcourt is a must in the ncaa tournament.

2.  hot goaltending will carry you in the nhl playoffs.

3.  pitching wins championships.


give me one common "belief" in college football that you believe.

 
give me one "belief" that despite its common usage you don't believe.

 
give me one "belief" that you believe, but it not yet part of common cfb lingo.

 

 

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i believe in running the ball - cfb analysts say "you have to be able to run the ball" and i agree. houston nutt survived a decade in the sec without a single draftable qb (matt jones was drafted as a wide receiver and i can name 10 other hog qbs who never even entered their name in the draft). no other coach has done that, even vandy (cutler) and kentucky (couch, lorenzon, and now woodson) have had draft worthy qbs. but it isn't just from watching nutt succeed. a good running game, put simply, is reliable. when you're ahead a good run game can kill the clock and exhaust the opponent. when you're close, a good run game can open up wrs over the middle for big gains. and when you're behind, a good run game can keep a drive alive and boost confidence (and in arkansas' case could even lead to quick scores). a passing game is nice, but a running game is vital.

 

i don't believe in hiring alumni - this is a little extreme because some alumni (bryant at bama, spurrier at florida, etc.) are among the greatest coaches ever. but as a general rule i think that ad's who limit their search to former coaches and players are putting themselves at a great disadvantage - like trying to catch a slant with only 1 hand. at many schools fball is the only revenue-earning sport and the other sports depend on it. why limit your candidate pool to those who happened to have been on your sidelines previously? i understand that watching bobby petrino awkwardly call the hogs or seeing nick saban hold the bcs trophy in purple and gold is disappointing, but that doesn't change how they coach. bobby bowden, bo schembechler, pete carroll, urban meyer, frank broyles and darrell royal (among many others) are coaches who had tremendous success at schools that they had never played or coached for previously.

 

i believe in recruiting in-state kids - everyone wants the 5-star kids, the terrell pryors, the tim tebows. and some programs, like usc, can fill entire recruiting classes with such guys. they can go into neighboring states and get the best kids, they can go across the country and get the best kids, they can go across town and get the best kids. for usc that usualy works. but, for rest it usually doesn't. for these guys, i'd suggest a different strategy. target a couple of "difference-makers" from neighboring states, maybe the 4.3 rb or the 6'5'' lineman, and go after them hard. after that, stick with homegrown talent. kids who've dreamed of running through your tunnel, kids who'll redshirt because they love your helmet. kids who'll sit out or switch positions just to wear your jersey. kids who will be there everyday, wake up early, humbly do the dirty work, understand the tradition, and play with pride. kids who care more about the program than themselves and will prove it everyday. i've always thought that this is what allows teams like vtech, wisconsin, arkansas, and nebraska to overachieve.

 

 

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what i believe in:


i believe that the quarterback is still, by far, the most valuable player on a football team. 
 
in a day when left tackles, lock down cornerbacks, and pass rushing defensive ends are the rave i'll trade any of the prior for a steady, intelligent quarterback with a good arm and respectable mobility.  nobody possesses as much influence on a game then a quarterback. 
 
what i don't believe in:


that speed kills. 


let me make note first that speed is important.  but speed also generates loads of attention.  too much attention.  it's the most celebrated event at the combine.  it's the first thing you hear from an analyst.  but i'll take a cornerback with good technique even if his 40 time in a tenth slower.  i'll take a running back that holds on to the football or has good vision or breaks tackles over a merely fast running back.  i'll take a team that tackles well over a team that is fast.  i'll take a wide receiver who can catch the ball in traffic over a fast wide receiver.  you get the point, but while speed is a valuable attribute, there are several more important attributes that rarely get mentioned.
 
what should get more attention:


uncoventional offenses will face tougher obstacles in recruiting. 

 
the terrelle pryor recruitment should have been a rude awakening for any program not running a pro style offense.  like most prep recruits pryor wants to play in the nfl.  yes, he could have put up sick numbers in ann arbor.  he could have been a 3-4 year starter.  but he also might have been ill-equipped for the nfl.  as much as a i hate to admit it, pryor made the right decision.  anyone running an offense that does not correlate with the nfl (michigan, west virginia, auburn, texas tech, etc) is going to have to overcome the obstacles that their system may be a hinderance for bigger goals. 

 

MARCH 23, 2008

 

QUESTION - All CFB programs lose. They lose games (e.g., uos loses back-to-back bcs title games), they lose players (e.g., arkansas’ mcfadden and jones declare for nfl), and they lose coaches (e.g., michigan’s carr retires and schembechler dies). What 2 losses have hurt you as a CFB fan the most? 

 

 

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1 big loss for arkansas, 1 big loss for alabama . . .

 

1) arkansas = springdale crew leaves (malzahn and mustain) - arkansas coach houston nutt saved his job in 2006 by hiring local high school coaching phenom gus ("i was born to coach offense") malzahn and by signing the gatorade national player of the year qb mitch mustain.

 

nutt lost his job 2 years later when he couldn't keep either one on campus.

 

nutt's offense had gotten progressively more conservative and less productive over his 8 years in fayetteville and, correspondingly, the hog fan base had gotten more and more impatient. the malzahn hire was seen as a way to inject some creativity and life back in to the offense.

 

to nutt's credit, he had always had a sound running game. and that was still true in 2006 with 2 all-sec caliber sophmores in darren mcfadden and feliz jones.  but nutt hadn't had even a marginal passing game since clint stoerner departed arkansas in 1999. malzahn (known for a hurry-up no-huddle offense) and mustain (5-star pro-style qb) would change that.

 

in 2006, the hogs finished with 10 wins (for the only time in nutt's tenure), climbed the polls to #4, played in the sec title game (only for the 2nd time under nutt), and managed a heisman runner-up for the first time in school history. malzahn was named coordinator of the year and mustain was undefeated as a college qb (8-0).

 

with mustain poised to return and super-sophs mcfadden and jones in the backfield, hog fans had even bigger dreams for 2007. that is, until nutt demoted malzahn and benched mustain. it was a bizarre and ego-driven decision that evetually caused malzahn (to tulsa) and mustain (to usc) to leave and sealed nutt's fate. what unfolded over the next year was ugly  and overshadowed mcfadden's chase for the heisman and an upset of #1 lsu in baton rouge.

 

even with the hire of bobby petrino, most hog fans still look west to tulsa and wonder what might have been . . .

 

2) alabama = prothro's injury - in 2005 (shula's 2nd year) bama was 4-0 and climbing the polls. the signature moment through those first 4 games was tyrone prothro's espy-winning catch against the back of a southern miss db. it was prothro's most spectacular moment, but it would not be his most memorable.

 

the bama offense had found strokes creativity in 2005 and prothro had been the brush. he lined up at wr, tb, kr, pr, and qb. with quickness, sure-handedness, split-second decision making, elusiveness, and vision prothro always made plays; especially around the goalline. the jury was still out on the tide that season (they hadn't beaten a good team yet) but at 4-0 and with the gators were coming to t-town, bama was ready to make a statement.

 

bama controlled the game from the beginning when prothro out ran the gators secondary and scored on an 87 yard td for the game's first points. prothro would have 5 catches and amass 134 yds in the game and bama would whip the gators (and superhero coach urban meyer) 31-3. the win propelled the tide into the top 10.

 

but they would pay a dear price. midway through the 4th quarter, with bama leading 31-3, prothro lined up and ran a fade route to the corner of the florida endzone. he collided with a db in midair, landed awkwardly, and  incurred one of the most grotesque leg injuries in recent cfb history. the then boisterous bryant-denny crowd immediately went silent and prothro's season and career ended that moment - up 4 tds in the 4th quarter and running a fade route . . . when he should have been sipping gatorade on the sideline.

 

bama would win the next 4 games to start the season 9-0 and eventually moved up to #3 in the polls. but no one wasfooled. the offense wasn't the same without prothro. with him the tide had averaged 30 pts a game; without him, they averaged 15. an anemic offense eventually cost the tide in two season-ending losses, one to lsu and one to auburn.

 

 

 

 

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2 biggest losses for um football...


1.  2005 ohio state game


to this day this is my most painful, frustrating loss ever.  leading up to this game all osu fans wanted to talk about were two numbers:  3 and 1.  jim tressel was 3-1 versus michigan and the way i had grown to love this rivaly (michigan winning) was being threatened.  michigan was unspectacular that year, but was at home versus a better, but still beatable, buckeye squad.  had michigan won tressel's record of 3-2 would sounded much better.  had he won, he would be 4-1 with a loaded osu team returning to play michigan in c-bus the following year.  in short, 4-1 likely meant 5-1.  5-1 was unbearable.

 
michigan played average, but found themselves ahead 21-12 midway through the final quarter.  i was surprised but ecstatic.  ohio state answered with two seemingly effortless touchdown drives, both of which happened in the endzone i was seated, the final td coming with under 30 seconds to play.


i remember not wanting to fight, but ready to fight as i left the stadium.  i slammed my bic into pieces in the stadium and silently muttered repeatedly, "get the fuck out of my way" to nobody in particular as i left the stadium.  i got in my car and drove to a friend's house in suburban detroit afterwards drinking miller lite the whole way.  the rules of society were fogged over by my overwhelming anger.  i've gotten much better and no longer envision these moments happening again.


2.  drew henson leaving for the yankees


while at michigan drew henson was our golden boy.  he grew up 20 minutes away and pledged to um as a junior.  he never took an official visit anywhere.  he was mobile, smart, had a cannon for an arm, and the chics dug him.  he was perfect in our eyes.  plus, he had just beaten osu the previous year in c-bus followed by a bowl in over auburn.

 
in 2000 we were preseason top 5 and henson was entering his senior year.  he was projected as the potential #1 nfl draft pick.  when the rumors began swirling he was offered huge money to play for the ny yankees organization most disregarded the claim with, "henson is a michigan man.  he won't leave."  he then left.


enter the john navarre era.  the gangly kid from wisconsin who left a northwestern verbal commit only when um threw him a bone and little chance to start.  saying he was ill-prepared would be putting it kindly.  the sophomore stuggled mightily the next two years and is likely the most maligned (fair or not) um player i ever remember.  he put together a much improved senior year that included a win over ohio state and several um passing records.  we all wished navarre the best when he left, but few really missed him.  henson's untimely departure created a qb debacle that put gray hair on all of us for the next two years. 

 

MARCH 16, 2008

 

QUESTION - In honor of this year's four #1 seeds (Kansas, UCLA, UNC, and Memphis) provide the CFB equivalent of each program with rationale. 

 

 

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kansas bball = michigan fball - both programs are historically elite and win lots of games (kansas  gets #1 and #2 seeds, michigan gets rose bowls and bcs bids). however, both often fail to meet expectations in the postseason.

 

ucla bball = alabama fball - both programs are ncaa royalty who can trace most of their current status directly to an iconic coaching legend. john wooden won 10 national titles for ucla and bear bryant won 6 for bama.

 

unc bball = usc fball - both programs are consistently the "it" program in their sport and both are a pipeline for future pro players. high school athletes dream of wearing these jerseys.

 

memphis bball = lsu fball - both programs are in a period of unprecedented success that can be entirely explained by coaching hires. lsu hired nick saban and memphis hired john calipari. when these coaches leave both programs will (eventually) return to normal.

 

 

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ucla = ohio state football:

 
both programs have a proud tradition and the current programs win with defense and toughness.  they also in the past decade have fired successful but underachieving coaches (coop and lavin).  they are top dogs in states loaded with talent, but both have lost a nc game to florida recently.
 
kansas = oklahoma football:


again, both have rich traditions and both programs are the biggest attraction in each state.  loaded with talent and deserving of respect, but recent postseason transgressions have crafted their present image.
 
memphis = west virginia football:


both programs feed off perceived inferior competition and do it with better athletes than those in their league.  despite gaudy records and visible coaches (until rod left) both programs are viewed with a skeptical eye until a major breakthrough occurs.
 
unc = usc football:


i wanted to pick something different, but usc is simpy the best fit.  proud traditonal programs that have endured minor dips along the way, but remain atop the food chain in their respective sports.  both have loaded the professional level with historical figures and are annually regarded as a nc threat.  these programs define the phrase, "we don't rebuild, we reload."

 

MARCH 9, 2008

 

QUESTION - brett favre's retirement was a surprise to many fans because favre could still play. but, by retiring now, favre has done something that most people don't get to do: leave on top. for this week's question, list 3 cfb coaches: one who left on top, one who stayed too long, and one who should leave right now in order to go out on top.

 

 

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1) left on top = barry alvarez - the obvious example is tom osborne. osborn finished his career 3 national titles in 4 years. but alvarez did something equally impressive, though on a much smaller scale. when alvarez took over at wisconsin, the badgers had only been to 6 bowl games in their entire history and had managed only 1 bowl win. in the next 16 seasons alvarez took the badgers to 11 bowl games including 8 wins (3 of which were rose bowl wins). he managed 4 10-win seasons, including 10 wins in his final season, and 3 top-10 finishes. alvarez left his successor a team that went 21-5 over the next 2 seasons.

 

2) stayed too long = steve spurrier - the obvious examples are bobby bowden and joe paterno. both bowden and paterno peaked years ago and are only eroding their status as legends by hanging around. but spurrier had earned the ranking as the 2nd best sec coach ever (behind bryant). he put florida football on the map in the 60's with a heisman win and then coached florida into national prominence in the 90's by coaching a heisman winner, winning 6 sec titles, and winning a national title. he left gainesville as an immortal hero, the alpha male of florida legends. his nfl years would have had only a minimal effect on his reputation (and would have been forgotten within months) had he walked away from the game when he left the 'skins. instead, spurrier rolled the dice by taking a rebuilding job at a loser program (s carolina). what would have been a 2-year blip in his career now looks like a 5-year trend that makes you wonder if the ol' ball coach has regressed.

 

3) time to leave = frank beamer -  les miles is tempting here with a 32-6 record in 3 yrs and a national title. but he's too young. beamer is not too young turning 62 later this year. beamer is a legendary fixture in blacksburg and has been for 21 seasons. he's coached the hokies to a national title appearance. he's won 10+ games in 9 of the last 13 seasaons. he successfully navigated the transition from the big east to the acc and established vtech as a elite acc team. he's fresh off an acc title. but he's also plateaued. beamer's teams have lost 3 or more games in 7 of the last 8 years, often with at least one bad loss. and aside from the michael vick years, beamer's teams have never had enough offense to make a serious run at a national title. his defenses and special teams will always bring winning seasons and bowl bids, but beamer will never take vtech any farther than he already has. beamer is in good standing and would be a good ad. his first hire would be easy: give bud foster the job.

 

 

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1.  Left on top...


Tom Osborne:  Nebraska


I almost feel guilty (or lazy) picking this because it is the glowing example of a coach leaving on top.  But the answer makes too much sense not to pick.  Osborne left by winning three NC's in his last four years.  Upon his departure the Big Red Machine was humming on all cylinders and was the most physically dominant program in the country.  Osborne gets bonus points because I believe Nebraska football, under that particular system, would have faded even with Osborne at the helm.  Not only does he leave on a high note, but the program quickly takes a dip....which makes him look even better.


2.  Stayed too long...


Joe Tiller:  Purdue


Tiller is 65 and has been at Purdue 10 years. Certainly that tenure alone does not seem peculiar.  However, take a look at Tiller's reputation over the years.  During his first five years he was part gambler and part innovator.  He took the B10 by storm and "Tiller Time" was the rave of the midwest. Now look at him today.  He is perceived as a burned out and unmotivated coach who hit his highwater mark years ago.  In short, Tiller has gone from beloved to tiresome.  He cannot win a bowl game (outside of beating a MAC school) and his team is no longer taken seriously as a conference contender.  Had Tiller left three years ago he would have gone down as someone who got Purdue back on the map and a legendary figure within the modest Boilermaker chronicles.  Now the fans want him gone and nobody fears him or Purdue.

 

3.  Time to leave...


Steve Spurrier:  South Carolina


For starters, Spurrier will always be remembered first and foremost as the ole' ball coach at Florida.  And he should be.  But he has entered a situation that is not goint to improve.  In the next five years I would bet my house Spurrier wins exactly zero SEC East titles.  Part of it is that his prime is likely past.  The other part is UF, UGA, and Tennessee.  The longer Spurrier endures the Liberty Bowl (or a non-bowl season as we just saw) the more it will eat away at his legacy. He is safe right now. Walk away and the leagacy remains fully intact.  But the longer he etches a fruitless effort in Columbia into our brain the more our memory of him changes when he does leave.  Add in the NFL debacle and if Spurrier stays much longer the last decade of his storied career will be remembered as a failure.  He is 62 (same age Lloyd Carr left) and the timing would be ideal to go be an SEC Athletic Director and start a new chapter.

 

MARCH 2, 2008

 

QUESTION - what program is more relevant to college football; michigan or alabama?  provide 4-6 reasons.

 

personal disclaimer:


on the surface this question of the week seems ripe to instigate and fuel a testy exchange of emails.  that is not the purpose.  the purpose is to have fun, take some cheap shots, make jokes, and laugh about it later.  furthermore, the purpose is not even to take this question that seriously.  the purpose is more to make fun of each others program a little and chuckle during the process.  in the end, regardless of what is said, no personal feelings are allowed. 
 
and we should be thankful that we are righteous fans of two of the prouder, more distinguished programs in college football.

 

 

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alabama is more relevant . . . 

 

1) because all 12 sec teams are more relevant than the most relevant b10 team. the b10 hasn't been relevant since the 40's.

 

2) because 1 co-national title in 60 yrs is the definition of irrelevant. maryland, syracuse, minnesota, pittsburgh, clemson, byu, colorado, and georgia tech each have 1 national title over that same period. alabama has 7.

 

fun fact - michigan st has more national titles over the past 60 yrs than michigan.

 

fun fact - michigan has graduated as many unabombers over the past 50 yrs as national championship qbs.

 

3) because bear bryant had guys like schembechler as assistant coaches.

 

4) because michigan's claim to fame, fielding yost's 55-game win streak, occured 100 yrs ago and included 28 victories over:

 

kalamazoo, albion, case tech, oberlin, ohio northern, beloit, buffalo, drake, american medical, ferris st, physicians and surgeons (yes, that's the name of the school), and carlisle indian school.

 

fun fact - after the initial 55-game streak, yost never won more than 8 games again.

 

fun fact - 1-aa app st beat michigan and lost to wofford in the same season (2007).

 

fun fact - lloyd carr, michigan's last national championship coach, had as many victories over jim tressel as ron zook.

 

5) because tom brady came after bart starr; desmond howard came after don hutson; and steve hutchinson came after john hannah. bama did it better, earlier.

 

6) because the 'big mouse' is overrated. how quiet is it? you can hear the guy 2 rows up wondering if mike hart is faster than the line judge (it's actually closer than you'd think).

 

fun fact - michigan associate ad michael stephenson wants the noise level in michigan stadium kept low so that opposing teams do not need to use hand signals on offense.

 

7) because doing the wave is lame and doing variations on the wave is even more lame. because 'down in front' is not a cheer. because noon start-times are for little league. because 'wolverine' is a below-average nickname with no interesting history.

 

fun fact - the famed winged helmet started at princteon, not at michigan.

 

8) because no advertisements, no skyboxes, and no mascots equal no fun.

 

9) because participating in the rose bowl parade should not be the highlight of going to pasadena. bama is 5-1 in rose bowls.

 

10) because rich rodriguez is as relevant to college football as west virginia is.

 

 

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1.  finding things to be happy about


michigan is relevant because they win conference titles, get invited to major bowls, and have loads of talent in the NFL (nearly 20 more than bama).


bama wants to be relevant by citing recruiting rankings and......ahem....spring game attendance.  some day the bama might become relevant the old fashioned way....by winning meaningful games. 


zing factor:  moderate


societal comparison:  ford motor company proclaiming greatness because they out sold hyundai in the last fiscal quarter.


2. stadiums


the big house speaks for itself.  it is easilty a top 5 known cfb venue and drips with class, cleanliness, tradition, and aesthetic beauty.  on a side note, it is also the only venue michigan plays their home games.  we don't rotate venues and play games at run-down crumbling buildings an hour away.


bryant-denny is interesting.  they "share" the name of their proud coach with that of an old university prez and food mogul.  on a related note, bama just named a complex/facility at their university after embattled ad mal moore (that would never happen at michigan).  furthermore, the venue long shared games with legion field and was not the sole home venue.  lastly, my one trip their resulted in a very quiet crowd that was dominated by a group of oklahoma fans who heckled alabama the entire game and were never once "checked" by a home fan.
 
zing factor:  high


societal comparison:  imagine the museum of modern art in nyc being renamed the donald trump museum of modern art and rotating locations throughout the nyc burroughs.


3.  humiliating moments


michigan has a doozie.  the app state loss was bad and will stick around forever.  but outside of a mid 90's loss to a then lowly purdue team i cannot recall another shocking loss.  it is referred to as consistency.


bama has recently lost to central florida, northern illinois, la tech, and ul monroe.....at home.  that is referred to as a trend.
 
zing factor:  profound


societal comparison:  imagine barack obama losing the illinois primary to hillary clinton. 
 
4.  humilating moments II (aka: alabama coaching carousel)


michigan has had one coaching slip up in my life.  other than that bo and lloyd ran successful and clean programs to be proud of.  the coach rod hire was necessary and the jury still out.


in that same time bama has had a coach who won an nc get sanctioned (stallings) anther get sanctioned (dubose) but this time much worse only to have their next hire (fran) depart for a perceived inferior job only then to hire a guy (price) get wasted and make fool of himself almost immediately then to lean on the defition of "underqualified" (shula) to finally open the vault for a yankee (saban).  if that is relevant it is relevant for the wrong reasons. 


zing factor:  staggering


societal comparison:  imagine new york ousting the embattled elliot spitzer only to replace him with larry craig.


5.  re-defining the word "ownage"


michigan has gotten dominated by ohio state lately.  at the same time they have dominated psu, michigan state, and whipped notre dame the last two years. 


alabama has also been dominated by their big rival; auburn.  and lsu.  and miss state.  in fact they have lost 14 of their last 16 to lsu and auburn.....and their last two to miss state.
 
zing factor:  monumental


college football comparison:  imagine michigan losing 6 in a row to msu and letting them become relevant.  not in my lifetime.


6.  the ability to man-up


michigan travels most years to pasadena to play usc in their backyard.  it's not fun (or fair) but we do it.  other years we travel to the south to play (and beat) an sec team.  again, we play close to their home states and often in their home states.

 
in the mid-90's alabama backed out of a contract to play a home and home with penn state because they got caught cheating.  in essence, the biggest name in the south chickened out playing the third best b10 team.  let that sink in for a moment.


zing factor:  as high as the sun, moon, and stars.
 
societal factor:  imagine ford motor company skipping the detroit auto show because they had an inferior product.

 

FEBRUARY 24, 2008

 

QUESTION - everybody makes stupid decisions: players on and off the field, coaches on and off the field, administrators, fans. etc. the latest evidence of this comes from indiana university, a tradition-rich and proud basketball program, who stupidly hired and then fired a coach known, ironically, for his own stupid decisions. in this week's question, list 3 stupid decision related to college football.

 

 

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1) alabama hires coach mike dubose, 1996 - gene stallings coached alabama to 72 wins in 7 years and won a national title. but following a run-in with the ncaa and nervous administrators who thought he was becoming too powerful, stallings was forced out. it would be easy to think that a program steeped in tradition and coming off the most successfull 40 year period in modern college football (7 national titles and 15 sec titles) would have its pick of any head coach in the country. so it surprised some that bama went with little known dc mike dubose. dubose quickly showed his inexperience by going 4-7 for bama's 1st losing season in 15 yrs and only the 2nd in 40 yrs. it got worse when, under tremendous pressure to win, dubose got cozy with a memphis booster (and a ua secretary) who was paying players. dubose was evetually forced out after a preseason #3 ranked team went 3-8 in 2000. shortly after, the ncaa levied alabama with the most severe penalty for a cfb program since smu. in  short years dubose crippled what had been one of the the proudest, most dominant programs in the nation. in 2008 (8 yrs later) alabama is still recovering.

 

what made this stupid? being cheap and hiring dubose cost the alabama program millions and millions in lost revenue and reputation and, eventually, $4 million a year for a coach that could fix it.

 

2) auburn president, ad, and trustees fly to louisville -  jetgate, as it would come to be known, was a who's who of auburn university figures. there was the president william walker, ad david housel, uber-booster-trustee bobby lowder, and lowder's jet. the plan was simple, a few days before the 2003 iron bowl everyone pile into the jet at night and fly to a remote airstrip near louisville kentucky and hire bobby petrino to replace tommy tuberville. on the surface replacing a consistently 7-5 tubs with up-and-comer petrino is not such a dumb decision. the problem is, everyone found out. in the year that followed, walker was fired as president (he died shortly after), housel 'retired' as ad, and lowder . . . well lowder is still a mega-millionaire so he can do whatever he wants. tommy tuberville took the next year's auburn team to an undefeated season and an sec title. tubs has gone 27-6 in conference play over the past 4 seasons and 42-9 overall.

 

what made this stupid? tubs still has a job, none of the other guys do, and tubs turned out to be exactly the kind of coach the jetgate crew hoped petrino would be.

 

3) nebraska hires ad steve pederson - it's risky business to hire an alumni and fan to an imporant university position and at nebraska only the head fball coach ranks higher than the ad - and the ad decides who gets to be coach. after decades of unprecedented fooball success (and 3 national titles in 4 yrs), nebraska switched ad's in part to make a decision (possibly a tough one) about then head coach frank solich. by nearly every measure solich was an incredibly successful coach. he went 59-19 over 6 seasons and appeared in 1 national title game. for some reason though, die-hard nebraska fans (of which new ad pederson was a member) feared the worst and within a year of being hired pederson canned solich. this was the first stupid decision. with no plan in place, pederson wandered from coach to coach only to get rejected every time (even by houston nutt). finally, recently fired raiders coach bill callahan said yes. this was the second stupid decision. within weeks callahan had abandoned nearly every meaningful nebraska tradition (walk-on program, black shirts, run-oriented offense, etc.), passed on homegrown nebraska kids and historic recruiting ties for juco kids from california. with no apologies, callahan scrapped decades hard-nosed fball for a pansy offense that no one on the team was equipped to run. callahan immediately went 5-6 and broke nebraska's 35-game bowl streak and started the frightening decline of nebraska fball.

 

what made this stupid? pederson was too much of a fan to objectively oversee nebraska athletics. he said when solich was fired that the nebraska program was slipping, he was right.

 

 

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Personal Disclaimer:


This was a difficult question to answer.  To find or remember truly stupid decisions is effortless but also difficult.  Was Tom Osborne stupid to go for the win in the 84 Orange Bowl?  It likely cost him a NC, but can you call such bravado stupid?  Was Gary Moeller stupid for getting smoked at a suburban Detroit restaurant?  Certainly, but who has not done that.  Ron Zook was lambasted for his infamous visit to the UF Frat House (sorry if I am taking some of your answers), but it was a directive from his AD.  The point is to unearth the truly idiotic, moronic, and brain numbing stupid decision is difficult.  There is a difference between a poor decision and a stupid decision.  Without further comment I give you my top three....


3.  Ole Miss firing David Cutcliffe in 2004
 
Ok, I understand that Ole Miss has some history in the SEC and some memorable moments.  But any middle of the pack SEC school (ie:  SC, Arkansas, Auburn) should be happy with anything above .500.  I am not trying to be a dick, but to maintain the success of the big dogs (ie:  Florida, Alabama, UGA, TN) on an annual basis simply should not be expected.  Win more than you lose, make a bowl, and blame the rest on playing in the SEC.  Ole Miss never got that memo.  Cutcliffe had one losing season in six, won a Cotton Bowl, controlled the Miss State rivalry, and got Eli Manning to come home.  Um..........what did they want?

 
Ironically, it appears that Ole Miss has learned from their mistake.  They hired Nutt who did just what Cutcliffe did.  He kept his head above water is a sea invested with sharks.  Ole Miss longs for the days of 8-4 and hope Nutt can retrieve them.


2.  Woody Hayes punching the Clemson nose guard
 
Several coaches have gone out on a sour and embarrassing note.  And Mike Price makes a serious run at this spot.  But in my opinion, there is a difference between ruining what could be a promising career and forever tainting a legendary career.  Hayes was Ohio State football.  To this day he is still the figurehead of the legendary program.  But ask anyone outside of Michigan and Ohio what they remember the most of Hayes and it will be the right hook to the face mask of Charlie Bauman in the waning seconds of a Gator Bowl loss.  In a different, but still similar manner, the Hayes' ending is similar to the Bonds and Clemens ending.  One stupid decision unfortunately can overshadow two decades of stellar performance.

 
1.  OSU President Gordon Gee's Comments in 1992
 
All programs share embarassing moments.  We all athletes that embarass our program and school.  There are always those few stunning losses that stick with us forever.  But whenever we need a shot of composure, dignity, and class we should be able to turn to our university president.  These pillars of the university always are quick to underplay our emotions and remind us all of the true greatness the the university offers.  In short, rarely to school presidents embarass us.  Meet Gordon Gee...


In 1992 Ohio State 'snapped' (kind of) their four game losing to streak to Michigan with a 13-13 tie at home to the Wolverines.  Afterwards, then OSU president Gordon Gee referred to the games as 'one of Ohio State's greatest victories ever.'

 
Where do I start?  Let's start with the obvious;  a tie is not a victory.  Then what is still obvious, albeit a bit less obvious, is that being happy over a tie (at the Horseshoe nonetheless) is hardly reason to celebrate.....let alone proclaim it a great moment.  I could maybe understand the comment if it came from the Oregon State president.  But this is Ohio State-Michigan.  He ultimately went on to Vandy, generally an athletic abyss, and it was likely a good spot for the athletically clueless Gee. 

 

FEBRUARY 17, 2008

 

QUESTION - The top 5 picks of the nfl draft are as follows:


1.  miami

2.  st louis

3.  atlanta

4.  oakland

5.  kansas city


tell me how those five picks should be used.  this is not meant as a prediction, but instead what you would personally do if you were the general manager of each of those teams on draft day.  you are not allowed to trade the picks.

 

 

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i'd draft talent + need (i.e., who are the most talented players and which do i need most). the most talented 4 draftees are mcfadden, c. long, j. long, and dorsey. certainly this is debatable, but these 4 guys are legit number 1's for the right team.

 

1) miami - the fins need a youth movement on defense and should be choosing between a terrorizing rush end (c. long) and a show stopper in the middle (dorsey). if i'm gm, dorsey is the smarter choice because he stop the run and pressure the qb. doresy is surprisingly quick and agile for someone his size and would command a double team.

 

2) st louis - of the top players, the rams don't need mcfadden (see steven jackson) or ellis (see adam carriker) so it's between c. long and j. long. if i'm gm, j. long is the smarter choice because bulger is injury prone, just signed a new contract, and orlando pace is aging. j. long could either take over the left tackle spot immediately or play right tackle for a couple of seasons until pace is moved.

 

3) atlanta - the offense, much more than the defense, was the concern in atlanta last year - especially the passing game. unfortunately, there isn't a qb or wr worth a top 3 pick (including matt ryan). if i'm gm, mcfadden is the smarter choice because he's the only offensive player worth the top 3 and he'd recharge the offense (and excite the fans). mcfadden could immediately share time with jarious norwood (like he did with felix jones) and dunn could become a 3rd down back.

 

4) oakland - the raiders need help in the trenches, they were too weak and too old last year (among many other issues). j. long would be a good fit, but he's off the board (what happened to robert gallery??). so that leaves ellis and c. long. if i'm gm, c. long is the smarter choice because he'll constantly pressure the qb, he's got a hard-nosed mentality, a high motor, and the raider faithful would love having a long back in the silver and black.

 

5) kansas city - with the elite players off the board the chiefs have the pick of 'the rest'. chiefs need to inject some youth into a aging o-line but also need a wr and kr to spice up a suddenly anemic scoring offense. there are no viable o-lineman in the top 5 (after long) so it's worth looking for a versatile player. if i'm gm, desean jackson is the best choice because he's a playmaking threat at wr and kr and can take some pressure off brodie croyle and a sluggish offense. 

 

 

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1.  miami:  if am the gm of the dolphins i have one goal:  build a young and fast defense to keep me in games.  i want to mirror the nyg of the late 80's of the baltimore ravens of just a few years ago.  therefore, i select chris long with confidence.  i would not even want to trade the pick.  long is a high character selection that will provide the doplhins with a top 5 pass rush.
 
2.  rams:   my offense is fine and i take this valuable opportunity to select the best defensive player left.  in a surprise, i select vernon gholston.  gholston is an imposing figure with a confident nasty streak who could provide double digit sack totals soon.
 
3.  atlanta:  this is a tough pick.  i would love to stockpile a tackle (long) for the next ten years or even draft the next version of albert haynesworth (dorsey), but i cannot pass on the appeal of darren mcfadden.  he would instantly spark a stale offense and sell tens of thousans of jerseys.  a team that needed a face to their franchise just got it.
 
4.  raiders:  jake long:  for a team that possesses adequate but unmotivated talent, I draft the safest pick left.  plugging a hole at tackle for ten years is never a bad decision. 
 
5.  chiefs:  for a team desperately in need of an image makeover, i would select glenn dorsey.  he comes with risk, but has an upside as high as anyone. 

 

FEBRUARY 10, 2008

 

QUESTION - of all the 2008 recruits, who (and how many) do you expect to see at the downtown athletic club for the 2011 heisman ceremony?

 

 

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2011 will be the senior year for the 2008 crop of recruits. seniors, juniors, and sometimes even sophmores make the list of heisman invites. tebow was a sophmore this year and mcfadden was a junior. last year mcfadden was a sophmore and troy smith and brady quinn were seniors. in earlier years lienart, bush, and white were all juniors when they won. so, obviously, underclassmen take up some of the spots. also, there are only 3-4 invites every year. this year there were 4 invites and last year there were 3. since all of the invites won't be seniors, 2 is a safe number to expect from the class of '08.

 

so, which 2 seniors should get invited?

 

well, they should be highly rated (like tebow & bush). they should play for teams that matter (like smith for osu and palmer for usc). they should be offensive players so current recruits like daquan bowers or patick johnson are out. and they should be qbs or rbs so current recruits like julio jones and no aj green are out.

 

here's a brief breakdown of the 5-star players left:

 

1) terrell pryor, qb, undecided - no matter where he goes, scouts say pryor is good enough to start and be among the nations best quickly. if true, pryor will never make it to his senior year. chance at heisman = 1%.

 

2) darrell scott, rb, colorado - hawkins offenses are pass 1st, scramble 2nd, run 3rd. the leading rusher in '07 had 1000 yards. scott will be a good back with average stats. chance at heisman = 1%.

 

3) blaine gabbert, qb, mizzou - no one from missouri has ever won a heisman. chase daniel just finished a historic year for a mizzou qb during a historic season. he did not finish in the top 2. chance at heisman = 2%.

 

4) jermie calhoun, rb, oklahoma - oklahoma has an explosive offense that's flexible (adrian peterson and jason white have recently been to nyc). the sooners will also be nationally relevant. chance at heisman = 10%.

 

5) dayne crist, qb, nd - crist will likely sit behind super-phenom jimmy clausen for 3 yrs. if he beats out clausen then he'll certainly be in the conversation for the heisman. if not, he'll be starting his senior yr for nd. by then his name will be pronounce 'christ' and the catholics and voters will love it (think theesman to theisman to rhyme with heisman). chance at heisman = 10%.

 

so, the 2 seniors i expect to see at the 2001 heisman trophy ceremony are:

 

jermie calhoun and dayne crist.

 

 

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For starters, I doubt more than 2 players from the class of 2008 are in NYC four years later.  Underclassmen are dominating the scene at the Heisman Ceremony lately. And the truly eilte players from this class will find themselves in the NFL prior to this date.  Therefore, without further analysis....
 
1.  Star Jackson:  Seeing Saban and Bama reel in this class likely has the Tide faithful confident they are about to enter the infant stages of what he built at LSU.  Jackson, at this point, seems to be the future leader of this offense with what appears to be a plethora of surrounding talent.  A black QB leading Bama back to their glory days is certainly a player that will generate significant media buzz.  Furthermore, Jackson strikes me as the type of player suited for the college game and thus not an overly hyped NFL prospect (think Reggie McNeal).  If Bama is winning, and Jackson is the QB, he is likely a sure-fire media darling and front-runner for future Heisman consideration.
 
2.  Dayne Crist:  Hear me out on this.  Having a QB gradually enter the position full-time is, in my opinion, the best avenue for future success.  Crist is obviously confident and will have three years to fully learn the ND system while getting occasional junk snaps.  He'll have three years to learn the complexities of Weis' system while gaining moderate notoriety as the heir apparent.  In short, I think it is an ideal situation for Crist to be immediately successful.  Plus, ND is quietly dumbing down their schedule and it will lead to better results.  A winning QB at ND is a certain Heisman recipe.

 

FEBRUARY 3, 2008

 

QUESTION - Give me four thoughts about Michigan or Arkansas' present recruiting class.

 

 

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1) in-state / out-state recruiting - despite the bad press stemming from his atlanta departure and despite nutt recruiting the former arkansas commits, petrino got every player in the state he wanted. in total, 15 signees were from arkansas (most recruited by tim horton who petrino retained from the previous staff) and only 2 of the top 15 players in the state went somewhere else (1 to ark st and 1 back home to wiscy). that is good new for hog fans as petrino will keep the best players in state. the flipside though is that the state of arkansas doesn't generally produce enough talent to be competitive in the sec. petrino will have to go out of state. in this class, the hogs signed out-of-state 4-star (from louisiana) and only 2 players total from texas. to be in the top tier of the sec arkansas needs good players, especially from texas.

 

2) beat usc for joe adams - arkansas is in the running for a recruit like joe adams every few years. he's the type of in-state kid that draws attention schools from across the nation and has offers from every top program. adams final list of 6-7 included schools like oklahoma, michigan, lsu, florida, and georgia. eventually he chose usc and stayed firmly committed to the trojans all year. he didn't want to play for nutt and, like little rock native (and 2007 usc signee) broderick green (and kodi burns and lee ziemba for that matter), wasn't even being heavily recruited by nutt's staff. this had become a pattern under nutt and the best kids often left the state because nutt didn't want to work for them - nutt wanted them to be razorbacks 'in their hearts'. by getting adams petrino showed that he could hold off the hounds, keep the best talent home, and make kids want to be hogs.

 

3) needs filled - losing mcfadden and jones leaves a need at rb and transitioning to a passing offense leaves a need at qb and wr. petrino's first class filled each of those needs. 3 qbs signed including the headliner mallet and heavily recruited arkansas native tyler wilson - who could push for immediate playing time. 4 receivers signed lead by mr everything joe adams, but also included 3 others that are each listed at 6'3' or taller, over 200 lbs, and with 4.5 speed. 3 rbs signed, lead by de'anthony curtis, each of whom are small (under 5'10') with blazing speed (4.4) and should find lots of space against defenses that will have to respect the pass.

 

4) no colloquialisms - nutt called every player 'special' and said most had a lot of 'heart' or were 'sleepers'. nutt always made it seemed like he was fighting the big guys to keep his players, 'we had to hold off alabama at the end' he said of a 2-star alabama rb that the tide contacted late last year after another kid backed out when shula was canned. one of nutt's favorite things to say was that a kid 'would be a 5-star in texas'. there was very little depth to his comments and fans rarely knew how 1 player differed from another. it always seemed like nutt was trying to convince the fans and media that the class was really better than it looked (or was ranked) - and to his credit, his classes were often better than they ranked. still, instead of letting that become apparent on the field, he acted defensive and propped them up from the first presser on.

 

contast that with perino who (while looking at the media and speaking confidently) called every player by name, listed their strengths and where they projected (and why) and had something unique to say about each kid (e.g., good tackler, speed, technique, leadership, length, versatile, etc.) not only did petrino seem like he knew exactly what he was doing but it seemed like said the same things in the pressed that he said in the kid's living room. petrino made no apologies for who he signed or how hard it was to recruit on such short notice with bad press from national media.

 

 

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four thoughts regarding um's recruiting class..
 
1.  michigan poached three kids at the 11th hour that were totally unexpected and all appear to be legitimate prospects.  wr roy roundtree left purde, blazer michael shaw left psu, and fast rising ot ricky barnum flipped from florida to the good guys.  these signing day additions cemented a solid class.


2.  i wish we landed a stud o-lineman.  michigan's headliner at the o-line is dann o'neil and he appears to be a legitimate top 15 offensive tackle.  but the justin boren, michael oher, or andre smith mega-recruit never materialized on the o-line.  those guys generally pan out and are centerpieces to build a foundation around.  it bugs me even more since ohio state landed three blue chip o-linemen.


3.  the two most important recruits michigan landed were de mike martin and cb boubacar cissoko.  they are also the two recruits i feel the most confident with (along with o'neal).  cissoko should play immediately and martin possesses all the earmarks of a menace in the trenches.  having these two aboard, and the fact they are native sons, is what separates this class from being solid into a crapshoot. 
 
4.  for the second straight year the best player in michigan left for usc.  last year it was rojo and this year, albeit much less publicized, it was de nick perry out of detroit.  i cannot say i blame them as usc is certainly an appealing desitination.  but ten years ago this never happened. 

 

JANUARY 27, 2008

 

QUESTION - in honor of the upcoming national signing day, list the 5 most important recruits from the houston nutt or lloyd carr era. these don’t have to be the players with 5 stars or the eventual all-american’s, but those recruits who meant the most.

 

 

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1) darren mcfadden (2005) - this is an obvious choice. while at arkansas mcfadden was a 2-time doak walker winner, a 2-time heisman runner-up, a 2-time all-american, the sec's 2nd all-time leading rusher, etc. but even before he arrived in fayetteville mcfadden was a hog. he committed early and never wavered. he proudly maintained that he had razorback blood and politely brushed aside pursuit from alabama and tennessee along the way. his signing allowed modern day hog fans to say they saw the greatest player to ever wear the hog on his helmet. dmac gave lifelong memories to a whole generation of hog fans whose dad's still talked about frank broyles, the glory years, and beating texas. his signing also reassured hog fans that being a razorback still mattered to arkansas kids - even after a 4-7 season and even with a coach who had flirted with nebraska. the kids still loved their hogs.

 

2-4) class of 2001 - the 2001 class was nutt's highest-rated and included several heavily recruited playrs. tackle shawn andrews was the biggest name (and body) in that group. like mcfadden, andrews was never really a threat to leave the state for another school. he was a massive, lineman who mauled opposing d-lineman and fit perfectly into nutt's run-first offense. andrews would evetually anchor the hog line for 3 years, including an sec title game, before being drafted by the eagles in the 1st round in '04. he was nutt's 1st 1st-round draft choice. corner ahmad 'batman' carroll was the biggest surprise of the group. nutt pulled batman, one of the top 3 cbs in the nation in '01, out of georgia where he was considered a lock to sign with the dawgs. carrol would go on to be a solid corner and drafted as a junior in the 1st round. legend has it that nutt got batman by meeting him at the airport in a batmobile. beating georgie for a georgia kid was huge. qb matt jones was the biggest impact of the group. jones chose the hogs over ou, tenn, and miami in part because he was given a shot at qb. during his 4 yrs in fayetteville jones became a fan favorite known for his  cool demeanor and stunning athleticism. jones was often the fastest most elusive guy on the field (not bad for being 6'5'' and white) and was capable of miracle plays. very few players will carry the lifelong legend that jones will for hog fans.

 

5) lawrence richardson (1999) - richardson was really the 1st bigtime prospect that nutt got out of texas and nutt beat fsu, tenn, lsu, and neb for his signature. to lure richarson nutt used a rare technique (at least for a middle-aged white guy) he quoted underground rap lyrics - you're my 'baller, shot caller' nutt said to richardson at that was the deal-sealer. getting players off the top of the texas talent pool was critical for arkansas to survive the recruiting wars of the sec. after sitting out a year for academics richardson proved his worth immediately. in his 1st game, arkansas faced unlv in a rematch of the previous year's las vegas bowl. unlv had beaten arkansas in that game and most fans had chalked it up to the bright lights and the nightlife in sin city. until the rematch that is. arkansas managed 2 1st downs during the 1st 58 minutes of the rematch and trailed 10-7 with under 30 seconds left in the game. the only points to that point came off a richardson pick-6. then later, late in the 4th quarter, a unlv rb broke free for what was almost certainly going to be a game-clinching td. but the lightning-fast richardson appeared out of nowhere to make a desperate shoe-string tackle inside the 10. on the subsequent plays the hog defense managed to push unlv back a few yards and the rebels kicker missed a field goal. richardson's int/td and game-saving tackle almost single-handedly saved the hogs from an embarassing home loss to unlv and helped avoid an 0-4 season start.

 

honorable mention - felix jones, tonu ugoh (out of texas), cedric cobbs

 

 

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5.  Chad Henne:  A five star stud out of PA he had narrowed his choices between two:  PSU and Michigan.  Many felt he was a PSU lean because it was his native state and because UM had inked Matt Gutteirez (sp) the previous year.  The aftermath revealed that PSU had gotten lazy recruiting Henne because they considered him a lock for PSU.  It als revealed some shrewd and aggressive tactics taken by Carr and Loeffler.  To add to PSU's bitterness Henne won all three games he started vs PSU while at Michigan.


4.  Prescott Burgess:  The #1 safety prospect in the country arrived under similar circumstances as Henne.  Considered a near lock for OSU, the Warren, OH native announced at the AA game, to the dismay of one state and the joy of another, that he would attend UM.
 
3.  Carlos Brown:  This came out of nowhere. Brown had politely added UM to his list, but most considered the southerner a UGA lean with South Carolina a vialbe contender.  We knew he was good (a four star) but harbored no real anticipation of him coming.  I am uncertain if he had even visited and maybe had only camped at UM.  When he announced for UM it was one of those 'commitments' you really lacked faith in.  Why is he coming here and how long until an SEC school gets in his ear?  When Brown finally sent his LOI into UM I was still astonished we had got this kid.

 
2.  Justin Fargas:  The #1 RB recruit in the country out of California.  He looked at Notre Dame also, but seemed to be a USC lock.  The recruitment, from what I can remember, lacked drama and controversy.  But anytime you get the best RB in the country from 2,000 miles away it is a coup and one that generates a lot of excitement.  He was our version of what Rick Mirer meant at ND.  In an odd twist, Fargas would finish his career at USC.

 
1.  Dononvan Warren:  This just happened last year.  The backdrop to this commitment is what made it so special.  I have never seen a recruitment get as much attention as the Ronald Johnson saga last year.  UM was in the driver's seat for the 5 star RoJo seemingly the entire time.  Then, about two weeks prior to signing day, everything unraveled.  In the days leading up to signing day it was becoming apparent that RoJo was headed elsewhere.  It stung deeply for three reasons:  1.  He was instate.  2.  We thought we had him for about 2 years.  3.  We desperately needed CB help.   Then, about two days prior to RoJo's announcement, Donovan Warren (a 5 star CB from USC's backyard) announced he would come to Michigan.  Everyone thought he was headed to USC.  We had lost out on a succession of battles with USC kids the prior years and this seemed to be no different.  Except it was.  Never has a recruit calmed the nerves and restored order to a fanbase than Donovan Warren.  I cannot recall a commitment that was so needed and so timely as Donovan Warren.

 

JANUARY 20, 2008

 

QUESTION - pick a program.  any program.  tell me their three most memorable td's of the last 20 years.

 

 

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1) arkansas vs lsu, 2002 - called the 'miracle on markham', arkansas' matt jones completed a 31-yd td pass to decori birmingham with just seconds remaining to go to beat lsu and claim the sec west crown. the td followed a 50-yd bomb on the previous play and completed the most unlikely drive imagineable.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0p8DSekHwg

 

2) arkansas vs tennessee, 1999 - simply known as 'stoerner to lucas', this go ahead touchdown came on a 23-yd td pass from clint stoerner to anthony lucas. the td sealed an emotional and ironic 28-24 win for the razorbacks. 1 year earlier, in knoxville, stoerner fumbled while taking a knee ('stoernover') allowing tennessee to score a late td and a 28-24 victory.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-vBtgUDYPQ

 

3) arkansas vs usc, 2006 - highly touted qb mitch mustain  makes his debut. mustain, with help from new oc gus malzahn, leads the hogs offense on a meaningless td drive that had the home crowd in a frenzy. for a few minutes, the arkansas fan base was rejoicing as a new era of football had begun . . . or so they thought. 18 months later mustain had transferred, malzahn had left, and nutt had resigned.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRa3uv_lKwg

 

honorable mention - matt jones dunk vs ole miss (2001), barry foster run vs miami (1988), mcfadden vs lsu (2007), lunney to meadors vs alabama (1995)

 

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1.  Charles Woodson punt return v. Ohio State:  1997


The biggest game in Ann Arbor in nearly 40 years did not disappoint.  #1 ranked Michigan versus #4 ranked Ohio State for virtually all the marbles.  Two distinct storylines added to an already classic clash:  1.  Could OSU rid themselves of the deamons and lingering sting from the ultimate choke jobs on 94 and 95.  2.  Did Charles Woodson have a chance at the Heisman.  No and yes.  Woodson's punt return all but sealed the win in the 1H and it is still my favorite moment as a CFB fan.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJjG-XCFfAE
 
2.  Mercury Hayes at the gun versus Virginia:  1995
 
This carries sentimental value and an often overlooked lesson.  First off, it was the first game I ever took Whitney.  Secondly, with UM trailing 17-0 entering the 4Q, and UM QB Scott Dreisbach looking anemic, Lloyd Carr did not flinch (in his first game ever as HC) and revealed his hallmark trait as a coach.  He stuck with Dreisbach.  He was loyal.  With the masses clamoring for a new QB Carr rode his freshman to a dramatic come from behind victory on a corner fade as Hayes barely drug his left foot inbounds.  This game allowed Carr to enter on a positive and thrilling debut that in a way set the tone for his 12 year run.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ7wzTaQUuk

3.  Desmond Howard's 4th and 1 grab versus ND:  1991


Both thrilling and unexpected.  To me, this TD marked the beginning of UM's gradual yet steady transformation into a modern CFB program.  We all loved Bo, but just as he was retiring CFB was in the middle stages of becoming more of a passing and offensively complex game.  In short, Bo's power I and stubborn passing game were on the verge of becoming outdated.  As a fan I was excited to see UM even attempt the 4th down conversion.  But to see Grbac loft a dime over the outstretched hands of ND defensive back Jeff Burris into the mid-air Desmond Howard for a TD was simply unfathomable.  Those plays were meant for Gainesville or Miami......not Michigan.  Gary Moeller, our HC at the time, deserves more credit than ever given for modernizing the UM playbook and evolving with the game.  There was no more distinct example of this than this play.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-llh0HpBnxQ


HM:  Wheatley's 2H run verus Washington in Rose, Manningham versus PSU, Tai Streets versus OSU (almost made the cut), Desmond Howard's punt return v. OSU, Manningham v. MSU in 07, Terrell v. Wisky, Brady to Thompson in Orange Bowl, Henson's bootleg v. OSU.

 

JANUARY 13, 2008

 

QUESTION - rank the sec's head coaches.

 

 

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after miles, these rankings are based on the question: who would i want coaching my team? as for miles, he's another story. quite honestly, i don't want miles anywhere near my team. not today, not tomorrow, not ever. not because he's a bad coach or because he's a good coach, but because i don't know what he is. but, at the moment i can't find a single meaningful criticism against him or his teams. until i do, i'll give him his due in the top spot and hope he only visits fayetteville or tuscaloosa for game weekends.

 

1) miles, lsu - it's fair to think that miles won't hold this spot for long. but in 3 yrs he's gone 34-6 and won a national title. along the way this season he outcoached beamer, spurrier, meyer, tuberville, saban, fulmer, and tressel.

 

2) meyer, florida - it took spurrier a decade to become an all-everything legend at florida having accounted for heismans and a national title. meyer promptly pushed spurrier into yesterday's news by bringing both to gainesville in just 3 yrs.

 

3) spurrier, scar - spurrier is an sec immortal and will likely always remain in the top 3. however, scar experienced a major meltdown over the 2nd half of the '07 season leaving some doubt spurrier's ability to re-create his magic in columbia.

 

4) saban, alabama - the evidence was scarce in tuscaloosa this season, but just look west to baton rouge to see how dominant a program saban can construct. saban can coach and recruit with the nation's best.

 

5) petrino, arkansas - this will likely be the high-water mark for petrino for a while. the juggeranut offense be built at lville and nfl head coaching experience (however unsuccessful) certainly indicate that he is an elite coach, but evidence may not materialze quickly in fayetteville.

 

6) richt, georgia - rarely bad and rarely great, richt has built a consistent winner in athens. his teams have enough elite talent to take georgia on a national title run in 08, but like year's past he will have to avoid 1 or 2 unexpected losses.

 

7) tuberville, auburn - perrenial top 25 teams, a 6-game winning streak over his rival, and an undefeated season in 03 show that tubs might belong among the upper-half of sec coaches. but unexpected losses and a 'good but not great' reputation still anchor him in the middle of the conference.

 

8) fulmer, tennessee - throughout his 15 yrs in knoxville fulmer has gone from one of the elite coaches in the sec to disappointingly 'sub-standard' - quite a range for a national title winner. but recently it's clear that he's dropped into the middle half of the league.

 

9) croom, miss st - the 07 sec coach of the year may be the best kept secret in the conference. what croom has done to a program that was in the a dire condition (and in a dire location) is one of the great rebuilding jobs in recent cfb memory. go ahead, name a harder place to win . . .

 

10) nutt, ole miss - for everyone outside of fayetteville, nutt had a reputation of over-achieving. in fayetteville he had a reputation of under-recruiting (and being under-prepared). a few years at ole mrs. will resolve the disagreement.

 

11) johnson, vandy - the 'dores have been competitive for the last 2-3 yrs. they have a starting qb in the nfl (cutler), have beaten ranked teams (scar 07), and cross-state rivals tennessee (06). that's the stuff of legends in nashville.

 

12) brooks, kentucky - back-to-back bowls and a win over lsu have momentariliy propped up and disguised a program that's headed into obscurity and a coach that's headed into retirement.

 

 

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Disclaimer:  There is nothing that impresses me more in a CFB coach than one who can turn around a hopeless situation immediately.  To me that is the most evident sign of a good coach.  Therefore I will use the following scenario to gauge this list:  If each SEC coach were to take over the University of Minnesota program right now who would have it in the best shape four years later? 
 
1.  Urban Meyer:  Outside of Pete Caroll there is not a better coach in the game.  Firey, disciplined, energetic, innovative, and above everything else proven.  There is not a blemish on his coaching resume.  From the monumental turnaroud at Bowling Green, the BCS with Utah, and a NC in Gainesville Coach Meyer has not taken a misstep yet in his career.
 
2.  Tommy Tuberville:  The results are not overwhelming, but they are consistent and done with fewer built-in advantages than his peers.  Auburn is essentially the Michigan State of the SEC.  Yet he has won over 40 games the last 4 years, controlled his in-state rival, and continues to play competitively with everyone in the league (ie: beating UF back to back). 
 
3.  Mark Richt:  Richt possesses the best 'figurehead' qualities of the group.  A class act with sound morals.  It is no surprise he cleans up in recruiting and just took a questionable team to a #2 ranking and loads of mojo heading into next season.  The only thing Richts lacks-and it is not entirely his fault-is a signature BCS bowl win.  The FSU and Hawaii games don't earn much street cred and the WVA loss still lingers.
 
4.  Bobby Petrino:  Imagine Petrino for a second at Minnesota.  Would you even be slightly shocked if he had them at 8-4 two years later?  Me neither.  The man can coach football and the present situation at Louisville is exhibit A.  #4 may seem a bit high, but if Petrino can dedicate himself to a place and allow himself to be content I think the sky is the limit for him.
 
5.  Steve Spurrier:  Using my criteria Ole Ball Coach does not get many bonus points for past success.  There is little doubt he has some gas in the tank, but I also think there is little doubt he is on the down side of his career.  He is to be commended for his mild improvement at South Carolina, but also not excused for the way this season ended.
 
6.  Nick Saban:  Let me say this:  Saban is likely the smartest coach in the league.  Yet, and I say this with caution, he is nearing a point where he will need to start doing more than living off his reputation.  He was solid at MSU and had them going the right direction.  But outside of one magical season in Baton Rouge the resume' does not match the name.  I am not saying Saban is overrated, but if he is to maintain his status he needs to start winning big again soon.
 
7.  Houston Nutt:  Similar to Tubs, but on a smaller scale.  Nutt just spent 10 years at Arkansas and only had three losing season in the conference.  Arkansas is a tougher place to win than most places in the SEC and Nutt kept them more than above water. 
 
8.  Sly Croom:  This is a bit of a stretch, but I would honestly hire this man before a couple of big names that fall below him. 
 
9.  Les Miles:  Yes, he is finally due some credit.  Yes, his charisma also grew on me as I got to know him better.  In fact, I can now say that I kind of like Les Miles as a person.  But I cannot help but think he is an overrated coach.  I know the timing of this comment is bad given their NC.  But my gut tells me the LSU train will survive on talent, and that will keep Miles afloat, but this year will end up being the exception more than the rule.  Miles career will mirror that of Mack Brown; his team will win despite his coaching.
 
10.  Rich Brooks:  There must be more to Brooks than we realize.  Maybe he interviews well.  He spent over a decade showcasing very unspectacular football at Oregon only to flop in the NFL.  Yet, he is still wanted despite never having a winning percentage over .500 anywhere he went in Lexington.  These examples are not mean to disparage Brooks, but to highlight his resiliency in this profession.  Anyone that can last this long with such little success must know more than we know.
 
11.  Phil Fulmer:  The Greaser is on borrowed time.  Has enough talent to keep the buzzards far enough away, but is blatantly ill-suited to bring another NC back to Tennessee.  Put Fulmer is a position where he needs to scrounge for talent and he'd flop immediately. 
 
12.  Bobby Johnson:  I know nothing about Johnson other than Vandy has improved, but realistically has no chance.